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# Another repost in a new thread
you've been warned, what;s your excuse this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:39, archived)
# i'm an attention loving scrote
sorry?
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:41, archived)
# no you're a cunt
don't do it again, especially not with that shite
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:50, archived)
# you and master of turnips are
goons, not a good word against any pics, beside mine. freedom of expression check the faq you dont like it dont put a downer on entrys. turd burglar
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:54, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:56, archived)
# GOON!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# *pats you on shooulder*
it's ok, dear...that's what the "ignore" button is for.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# I'm not sure whether he really means me,
or Master of Turnips
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I was just wondering that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# nope
not you
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:02, archived)
# master
of turnips not you
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)
# What has he done to you?

(not very interesting story: I stole Turnips' username once, as he changed his name without having a back-up account, so I nicked his for a while. Hilarity ensued.)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:07, archived)
# sorry
I seem to have understandably misunderstood. You are in fact perhaps not a goon. or a turd burglar.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)
# GOON!
;=)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)
# *truffle shuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:25, archived)
# hey you guys!
*mongs*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:26, archived)
# master of turnips
proper goon, from my 1st pic he bullied me. cock
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:13, archived)
# huh...
from what i've seen...
you probably deserved it.

seriously, mate...take the advice being given to you.
no one is being mean for the hell of it...but we see you
L-platers here all the time...sometimes they do well...
but most of the time they are like you...ignoring the FAQ,
getting flamed for a couple days...then not coming back
because they are all bumhurt. try to be one of the good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# bumhurt
my new favourite word.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:30, archived)
# it has all sorts of great variations, too...
"butthurt"
"arsehurt"...

ummmmmm....actually, that's about it...

*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# bottyhurt
bothurt, ringhurt, bootyhurt, bunhurt, rustysheriffsbadgehurt...

I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)
# heehee
i like bootyhurt best of all.

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:35, archived)
# am i the only one who thinks they all sound a bit like desserts?
especially "bothurt"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:40, archived)
# I remember my first bumhurting
I wont post over 50kb again.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 4:26, archived)
# i didn't
and he didn't really either. he just stated the obvious.

If you misuse "their", "they're" or "there" on this board, expect to get hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:20, archived)
# You're first post was amazing.
Can't believe it didn't get FPd.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:22, archived)
# ^this
it had all the trademarks

1. RIS
2. Maddy
3. terrible
4. bad spelling TOAP despite their there only being two words in the post
5. RIS

Edit: ahem, you may want to change "You're" to "Your", you fucking goon. ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:24, archived)
# ...
*pokes*

psssst!
what's TOAP?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:28, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7274460
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:30, archived)
# oooooh...ok...
*makes new "standard reply" picture*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Similarity of female parent to Childcatcher I believe.
That only removes the RIS though.

edit: thanks for noticing my irony ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:29, archived)
# aha!
gorgeous.

Edit: (the irony that is)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:35, archived)
# is this english?
If not, could you please translate?

Edit: I started off being nice and trying to help. You chose to ignore not only what I said, but everything everyone else has said to try to save you from pissing people off. Then you repost, knocking lordsaccharine's mc hammer off the board. You may not realise what you're doing is wrong, but it is. You wouldn't be impressed if you'd spent more than 5 minutes on a post only for it to be knocked off the board by some git posting a weak joke for the second time. Don't think that I'll be offended by people calling me a turd burglar either. I often burgle turds. They have the best wares. Just learn from your experience and don't fuck up again, then people will be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# DON'T
mention the war
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:04, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)
# pffffhahahaha
it took me a couple of cycles to notice his beautiful body.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# hmm burgling turds? good advice
i'm been offered a job mining marmite. what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:09, archived)
# mining marmite certainly has it's advantages
but if you want to really get you money's worth, I suggest you drill for cheese.

ninja: haha "miming marmite" is one of the most difficult jobs i can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
# i'd have to leave my current job
as a packer of fudge of course
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:18, archived)
# yes, that's the beauty of turd burgling
I can bite pillows by day and still burgle the turds by night.

Edit: The origin of the word "turdburgling" (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Clicked!
Dammit!
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 6:38, archived)
# They might have a good word
if it was a good pic.
(Mr Dan is the man, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:57, archived)
# i have many a good word for many a good pic
I have plenty bad words for retarded pearoasts that were never humourous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:58, archived)
# YOU read the faq
don't repost in new threads, or arse everyone off.

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 2:58, archived)
# how to make friends and influence people?
1. call good people goons
2. call people turdburglars
3. repost in a new thread
4. don't listen to friendly advice
5. DON'T READ THE FUCKING FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# WRONG LINK
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:08, archived)
# turdburglar
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:14, archived)
# here's the right one
FAQ

Edit: did the my link get removed? someone doesn't like horses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:16, archived)
# NOOOO!
FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:34, archived)
# yay!
ah right then, maybe i just fucked it up. I was trying to make it show as tinyurl but gave up, since i dont know how.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Actually yes
you do
/sucked in blog
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 6:41, archived)