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# Paris Hiltons head being sent to her family?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# no cheap packaging can hold in beaker for long
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Did you just type in lowercase?
And you call yourself a fan...
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# OH ROFL I R TEH SOZ0RX!!!!11!1!!!11
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# seeing as they made a terrible hash of the connectors
it's become still totally worthless.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# what's in the box?!?
what's in the box?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# fraggles?
edit: or one unit of fraggle.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# $131.67 per unit.
You give me American dollar, I give you daughter back.


(In no reference to any nice Aryan missing children, or the hundreds of brown ones the newspapers don't care about)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *looks around helplessly*
*clutches parcel tightly*
*totters off*
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *takes off Panama hat*
Guards! Get English back, I wish show him rare dead animal collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *heads for wrong end of the pier*

I somehow figured that this episode needs a pier
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Follow English!
Yeah, see, but now I've had to send big men with small ponytails to come and shoot you
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *jumps off pier in despair*
perhaps I can make it to the far end of the board -->
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# SHOOT HIM IN HEAD
I use his ribs to make the toasty rack, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *clamps onto heavily-armed and helpful orca*
*obliterates goons*
*hops off at nearby patch of sand*

Now it's between you and me Mr. Panama Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *grabs ivory gun*
I SHOOT YOU FROM MY SPEEDYBOAT


nnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (that's my engine)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAGH
*reaches for far end of the board*
*misses*
*features in close shot showing terrible flesh-wound*
*reaches again*
*drowns*
*features in long shot of fraggle parcel floating away*
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *crashes into an island*
Ah, this bad....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *fin*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# well...yes
but, paris hilton - head in a box/se7en reference.

Looking for the Paris Hilton news item on BBC. Found it in Entertainment and found it entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I want to see videos. She's not crying in the ones when she first went in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I have a video
where some liquid is falling on her chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Unless it's something extraordinarily corrosive, I think I'll pass, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
#
haven't seen head in a box (is that a film at all) or se7en. So I don't get what you did there. I thought you shopped Fragile into Fraggle and put a fraggle head in the box. In which case you did a very good shopping job, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# You should, it's good.
Got the lovely Morgan Freeman in it, and Brad Pitt (say what you like about him, he's one of the best actors working at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# agreed.
edit:the film, I don't necessarily agree about Brad Pitt. Though Fight Club, the other David Fincher film he was in, is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Twelve Monkeys?
Have you seen that? He's marvellous in it.

And yes, Fight Club was perfect- he and Ed Norton have ushc a great chemistry, and Helena Bonham-Carter is just one of my favourite people full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I like the film, can't say I remember it for his acting.
Strange film, when ever I watch it I go "oh right ,that's what's going on." then two day's later have completely forgotten.

My confession is liking Tom Cruise films (that I've seen)
Vanilla Sky
Last Samurai
...*struggles to think of another film*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Tom Cruise just makes me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# in films
or real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# All the time.
Especially in films though, as people are paying him to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# if you ever watch se7en, I'm sorry
try and forget this exchange.
You were correct, Fragile/fraggle is exactly what I'd done (that's Red in there.) the paris thing was in response to what prodigy69 had said.

"who's Red?"
"Reds dead baby"
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# s'obvious really
BEEEAAAAKEEERRR!!!!111!!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I'm guessing that
It's 'Red' seeing as it says Fraggle on the tape

EDIT: Meh beaten to it and double Meh: Asda calls :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ohhh yeah i get it now!
god i'm slow sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# ooooooh ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
#
her family the toxic waste disposal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)