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# Heh heh
One of my favourite jokes, that is
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ?
"Why did the two cyclists cross the road?"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Some red tarmac and some black tarmac
Are in a pub. Some green tarmac storms in, drinks both their beers and punches them both in the head, then leaves. The barman comes over and says 'What was his problem?'

Red tarmac says 'Ignore him, he's a cycle path!'*


*May not work in writing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *Repeats pffft*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *reels off joke about 'menthol'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *adds bit about fag machine being out of order*
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# could you whisper it to me when no one's looking
i don't want to appear even more stupid than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# filename
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# just checked that and and groaned out loud.
hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)