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# Aceness!
Lovely little 'toon to back it up too...

Good morning, b3ta. I hope you're having a better day than me.

/emo
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# whassup wi?
I was in your fair city last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# You were?
Whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# in ur Hippodrome
watching ur Derren Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Ah right
I didn't even realise that was on :/

My lady will be most angry...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# cocking excellent too
twas the last show of his tour though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Arse :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Would a hug offend your emo sensibilities?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# No, a hug would be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *sneaks in*
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Oi!
*shoves in*
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i was here first
*kicks shin*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *begins girly slapping*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *waits*
finished?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *adds extra slaps for luck*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# EEP!
don't concentrate on just one buttock!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *sharpens nails*
With the slapping, yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *undresses*
proceed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# It slices, it dices!
It's the Trellis Mink Shredder!
Only £15.95 a month*



*Terms and conditions apply. Your house may be at risk if you do not keep up payments on this gadget for the next century
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# mmm
a bit to the left

CHRIST! ME FUCKING ARM'S OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Ooh, double hugs.
*celebrates with extra hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# 'lo you
what's up, would it be cured with a hot chocolate and a croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# is there anything that wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# EVERYTHING can be cured with hot chocolate and croissants
Except lost limbs, for the most part
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# have you tried it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Why do you think I'm typing with my tongue?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# you dropped a jam tart on the keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Damn, sussed
*licks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# i managed to trick a co-worker into turning his keyboard over
above his head.
the amount of shite that fell out!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I don't think it would be really.
When you receive an email which states:
"The purpose of the meeting is to discuss your performance and attendance levels which are leading me to contemplate action that could involve the termination of your employment".

Could be out of a job by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Ah! Not good
Do you think they have a point, or do you know otherwise?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I do think they have a point
but on the other hand in the last two to three months my absence and timekeeping have greatly improved, and in the last month I've been carrying out very important work and doing it well.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Do you think you could argue a case?
Maybe try to get a probationary period or something?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I'm still in my probationary period
that's the problem. It's been extended twice already :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Ah.
Not much I can say then, but 'good luck'!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Thanks :)
I think I have a fairly strong case... I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Erk!
In that case, I amend my offer to a firebomb and a whole case of 'disappearing evidence'.

*also hugs, in a manly fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That'd be useful, that would.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# o_O
cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# whaaa?
your boss must be a knob

I'd never treat any of my employees like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That's HR.
My boss simply hasn't given me the support I needed in order to overcome issues which were raised in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# do you work for an enormous faceless corporation?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I work for a huge IT contractor
which unfortunately means that I'm not exactly invaluable as an employee, because they can just put another bod in my place.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# yer
large companies are generally shit to their employees:

Dilbert’s boss: I’ve been saying for years that “employees are our most valuable asset.” It turns out that I was wrong. Money is our most valuable asset. Employees are ninth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Or a publisher?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)