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# I personally don't think there's enough tubgirl
She's way better than goaste, but you all seem to be obsessed with the greasy-handed arse stretcher.

At least she's a superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Raise a family of four in there, you could.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# And there's room for the Citroen Picasso you bought because you panicked about just how many children you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Do you not think
that John Cusack looks like Dylan Moran?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Don't get me started on Dylan Moran
He'd also get it, I'm a sucker for the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# But don't you think they look the same?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Slightly, yeah.
I see what you mean.

Both are equally phwoar.

Photos are taken, by the way- I look like a fucking ginger emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm in work today, having thought "fuck it, could be my last week here", wearing a Lip Service neoprene biohazard top, my angel-of-death trenchcoat, and metal panelled SDL trousers.

I was going to put all my spikes in my face but I didn't have time.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Ah how I long for the day when I can wear metal panelled trousers...
Actually, I probably could, but it'd look a bit out of place with the rest of my attire.

ningles Mr. Industry
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Ningles Sonic :)
How's you today?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Glad it's Friday at last...
*dances*

How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Alright.
Applied for two jobs yesterday which both look excellent, and pay 8k more than I currently get :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
Hopefully you'll get offered both and have the luxury of choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Hah, I love lip service.
What's your hair doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Flopping.
I hate it when it does this, but I sweep it back and it results in a kind of floppy backwards mohawk. Could be worse I suppose.

I was thinking about sweeping it right or left, but then I'd end up looking like an emo Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Noooooo
that would be laughable.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Oh come on.
Dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# No.
There are limits to my depths of sadness and depravity.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Thbpbpbpb.
Do a Maynard James Keenan circa the early 90s then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# He's very married though by all accounts
Which for some reason I find unbelievably attractive
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# :D Naughty girl.
Yes, he's very married.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Him, Hamster, Fraser from Due South
All the more attractive cos I know they're married :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Hammond!
THANK YOU!

I knew I wasn't insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Hammond?
I'm starting to think I don't want to maybe be on this Venn diagram... O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# So is the goatse man.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# How do you know this?
more importantly WHY do you know this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# There are two rings in the picture
Only one is being stretched.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Her superpower is somewhat impractical
and her uniform seems to consist, rather disappointingly, of a dirty sock
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# haha
that's the best sort of uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# What about her eye mask thing?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner TUBGIRL! *squirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hahahha
How could I forget?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# :D
Best. Superhero. EVER.

/Comic guy from the Simpsons blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ahhhahhahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)