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# Industrial
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Tip tip tip tip tip!
Pump PUMP up pumps! PUMP! PUMP! UP PUMPS!
tip tip tip tip! Pump! tip pump! pumps! tip tip pump up pumps!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# PumpPumpPumpPumpPump!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# It is a very big pump engine!
Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Industrial. Yes.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# i've seen bigger
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# On telly?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# in my garage
my dad got one when he was in the SAS, you can't come round to see it though cos it's being fixed, by Geoff Capes.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Pfft
My dad's Andy McNab.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# yeah well, he can't be, right
cos my uncle's andy macnabb, so he comes round for tea loads
and one time he showed me how to punch someone and it makes them shit themselves, right. and i've got a proper sword. but it's at my grans cos i got in trouble for killing a bull. yeah.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *pushes in puddle*
*gives lolly*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# specialist magazines
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# i wish to purchase such a product
where can one be obtained?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# This is an antique model.
It's housed in the V&A.

Pump engines have been miniaturised these days. There's a JML one I think.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# only £4.99 from all good jml stockists?
i prefer the antique model myself...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Dontcha know pump it up
You got to pump it up
Dontcha know pump it up
You got to pump it up


Woo pic.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *pumps up the jam*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *pumps up the volume*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *pumps up the inflatable mattress*
*has a lie down*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *toast explosion*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# that sir is a mighty fine plan
goes to make toast - i'll be back you bad mother hubbards!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *jar explodes spraying jam all over the walls*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# DrZaarlon Would Like You To Have This New Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Thanks.

I am unable to see it though. Do I need to recite an incantation?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# [arr...could be the photo-bucket-o-rubbish!]
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# indeed
spoons?

And they come in all sizes
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# phwoar
propeller propelled arse-with-propellers!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# with pressure provided by powerful popping pistons!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)