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# 'The pork is strong in this one!'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# lol
Aww why does life has to be so difficult I wish I could just like one guy for the rest of my life and he'd like me back. Things would be so much simpler that way, but instead all the guys i like, like me for a while because they think i'm hott until they find some one better and more worth their time.I wish i didn't trust people so easily then maybe it would be easier to be rejected all the time. I mean whats wrong with me I don't really have to know a person for that long and I automatically trust them because i'm stupid enough to beleive everyone deserves a chance.I'm so sick of trusting a bunch of liars and I think i'm going to give up soon...I just don't feel like i'm worth anyones time anymore and i'm sick of guys going back and forth with me telling me they like me then the next week the like some other girl.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# you are a girl
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# pms
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Aww :(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# ROLF!
Emu.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Then stop with the guys.
They're generally jerks.
I know.
I am one.
And i just said that subject thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# when you stop looking
you find what you need. always works.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I stopped looking for elisha cuthberts vagina
a while ago... no luck so far.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# patience, my dear.
and it will come.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Well I find her less attractive since she started making terrible films
so maybe shell turn up after making the worst film in existance ever.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I stopped looking.
That was 21 years ago. Something tells me I'll be single forever.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Afternoon Doc
I see you have mis-placed your pills again!!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
#
misplaced taken all of
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
#
taken three of one instead of one of three
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
#
taken all of bum bum arsey bum bums mumpy rumpy dumpy pumple bum bums
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# my palms are blistered from mowing the lawn up and down hills with a push mower.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
#
obvious strike though gag
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# So you're an up-hill gardener?
(sniggers)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Well, according to your profile
you're very pretty, and you're a b3tan so at least you're the good kind of crazy- the fact is nobody sets out to hurt your feelings, it just so happens that when somebody tries to not hurt your feelings for so long it becomes a big web of lies that traps you, like the fly of sorrow.

So, just go with the flow, to use a cliche. Don't get your hopes up over blokes and don't let your feelings be affected by what you WANT to happen. Just try and be truthful from the start, and if you do find yourself in a relationship remember a couple of things:

1. A little pain now is better than alot later
2. Your feelings come first, because if you're unhappy it will make them unhappy anyway.



/unless i didnt read your profile properly and you're a bloke, in which case TOUCH ME.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# lolololol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Lollylops!
Are you a real doctor?

can't you just prescribe yourself happy happy pills?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# just beat them with ponies
hahaha

PONIES!!! in the face

nobody can counter that argument

unless they have more ponies
PONEIS1 ponsei pn

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# You should check out
www.ponieslol.com
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# woo
that link wasn't purple!

yay!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
Well. probably. no one knows what goes into pork pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# hats. why?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ok. you know.
and now so does b3ta.
We can take over the world with our secret knowledge of what goes into pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:07, archived)
# you'll find that you're speaking to the CEO and Chairman
of PorkPies Inc. your prime supplier of crude oil and iron ore.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# SkUG's holiday retirement home for pets (pie company) Ltd
would you like a free sample?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Pork Pie is people!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Join us! and we will take over the world together!
tommorow because its getting a little bit late now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I do, sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:06, archived)
# haha
great work

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# aaarg.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# haha
puts my Jam Rollo to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# perhaps
but he has made him into an airhead
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# In for a penny etc
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# you are making me giggle like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Would me saying
'Shrubawy'

not help?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# no, but thanks for the offer.
*keeps giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# You realise I will now look through my archive for something weeelly thilly!
Duno is this counts...


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:10, archived)
# weelly thilly?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I have a new fluffah tiem one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha
that should be turned on

give the dog a bit of a battle

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I actually know a funny story along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)