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[challenge entry] Even the repos agree


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(moffatt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Yes.
/is a Dave
/is waiting for a package
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *delivers*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Oh baby.
*signs pad with special ink*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# COR!
Hello Dave. How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Tiptop, more or less.
Got a new fez yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# no :(
but I think I shall before Ealing next weekend.

It's Chunderbunny's birthday / last day of smoking in pubs bash, you know. In Ealing. Everyone sohuld come and smoke. Even if they don't.

And to wish Eric a happy biffday.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Does it kick in at midnight
or when the pub opens for the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I have no idea
but it's the day before, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# heh
woo
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# they're all dead
Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Whats this sherbert?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i've been eating half the crew!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# what's that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# looks like double deep fried bollocks and a toss sauce
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# it'll be pork rissoles then
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Your favourite
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# who the FUCK are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# who, who?
who, who?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# would have been better
*writes to roger daltrey*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# all songs are improved with swearing
Fffffffffffaaaaaaacccccccttttttttooooooooooiiiiiiiddddddd!!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# YES!
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i'm on fucking dial up
it's shite
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# can't get your Rolf Harris in Dead Horse Romp videos anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Never a shortage of those mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# fuck, it's good to "see" you
I must insist you come to the "Motherfucking Summer Brum b3ta bash".
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I'm so fucking skint just now
i can't even afford rent boys.

I'm down to the last 2 for a developers job though, so fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# fingers crossed dude
it's in August anyhow, but good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I had the interview over a month ago, and he stil hasn't made his cunting mind up
I'm giving serious consideration to moving the fuck away from this hole to somewhere there are decently paid jobs.

AND CUNTING WORKING BROADBANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# move south
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I miss you at work
when i'm to busy to log on for more than thirty seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# That's the sweetest thing everyone has ever said to me
Can I touch your scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# he'll let you fucking juggle with it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# you speak from experience, Mr Cadillac?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# bhajis?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Are they fried in ghee?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I hope so
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# did somebody say
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# like the milk stuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# like it?
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# :)






i don't like indian food. bakura (sp?) is good. so is dahl and rice. but that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I love it
:D

well, such as it is round here anyway

tho I think the chaps round here who sell it are about as indian as france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# :)
I dunno. There are one or two indian restaurants we (me mofaha and evil_twin (b3ta family lol)) go to, and they're owned by Indian people. Like family restaurants. Last time we were in England, we went to this place off the highstreet in Walthamstow, it was on Hoe street, near the Tube, I believe. It was okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I'm willing to bet they were born in Walthamstow though
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Yea. Most likely.
Had a mixture of British and Indian accents. It was quite cool to listen to.
EDIT: Speaking of British. I want proper chips now. :( My Nana makes the bestest ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# actually I think none of our indians are run by indians
the two on the doorstep are saudis and another one is bangladeshi(the best one)

dunno about the other chaps on teh street

been a while since I had a takeaway tho, will have to have one soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Heh.
The sushi place near me is run by Chinese/Korean/Fillipeno people.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# haven't been to the one sushi place in town
but I don't really fancy that stuff to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Eh.
Raw fish ain't so appealing when you think about it. When I used to eat meat, I kind of liked sushi. But it was kind of 'Cover it in wasabi and soy sauce, eat quickly, swallow fish whole, and don't think about the raw part'. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# see I can't just close my eyes and swallow
just not me :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Well.
Don't eat sushi, then. My dad can eat it normally, but this is the same guy who likes caviar and liver and onions. Euch!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# guess it's what your used to
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I...
guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# same reason I wouldn't eat a bowl of flies in sugary crap
just not me :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# GHEE GLEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# who had that picture
with the big advert in the background for GHEE!

I need to see that picture

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# haha
It's all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I blame the Hare krishnas
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# When you gheegle for ghee, do you get the pages of results with gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegle above them?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# what the?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 2:03, archived)
# there's no better way!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# RISsoles
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Royal Mail have always got my packages delivered on time ._.
Why did you feel the need to tell us that everything you did to make this image was open source? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Not sure
Don't really have a choice seeing as I run Linux.
(moffatt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Yes, we got that.
So do I, but I don't announce it on every post I make...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# rm -rf *
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Dave Moffatt?
Ever race the TT?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# No
But I am a mad keen biker.
(moffatt, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Dave stop wasting your time on b3ta
and answer your phone/text messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# felch
Try Alt+PrntScrn next time.
(I helped save b3ta! moogman, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)