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(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# WHO GIVES A FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Remember, this christmas, please give a fuck to the needy
:D
And happy easter everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# FREE CHIP.
(Woody999, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# FREE ARTHUR FOWLER!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# With every box of Weetos
That would make it the most depressing cereal ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# a free spurting action arthur fowler
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Oh Jesus....
the horror....

I wasn't ready for spurting action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I don't think anyone would be
just ponder the lawsuit when someone gets fowlerspurt in their eye
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Dear sir,
I opened my box of Weetos, to find a withered, greyng, flacid cock in the box. A cock that I can only presume was soemthing to do with Arthur Fowler. Said cock then proceeded to spurt in my general direction, causing considerable distress. I demand an apology, and a withdrawl of cocks from further boxes of Weetos.

Yours,
Outraged of Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Dear Mr O Hull
You will be pleased to know that our developers have since come up with new 'spurtless' cock technology. In laboratory conditions the new spurtless cock did not respond to any form of stimulus except nanostimulation by Beadle-hand. This did not result in spurtation.

We will send you a new spurtless Fowlercock by return.

love
Sir Weetos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Dear Sir Weetos,
Many thanks for the spurtless cock. Though this has now caused my wife of twelvety years to leave me in favour of the spurtless cock. I would therefore like to sue for the breakup of our marriage.

Yours,
Outraged Of Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Dear Mr Yours Outraged Hull
Mlmlgngnlmlngnglmlnngnnllmgmgnngnlmlmgnngllmgnnlg

Yours,
Schmerg, Merm & Associates
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Dear S, M &A
Bou bou wappitt hiddliebink ningle chorn. Babbidge.

Outraged of Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Nothing
will make you cry into your breakfast more than an Eastenders character
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It hasn't been the same since Reg Cox died
/predictable blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE A FREE CHIP PLS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)