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# ^ this
tennis = boring

I'm going out in a minute but I feel fat and ugly, what shall I wear?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# not only that
but it makes the sky rain.
(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# A corset.
If you don't have one, may I suggest kitten heels, little black dress and beautiful make up. If you don't want people to look at the rest of you, do the face to the nines.

But I don't think you're fat or ugly, so meh- I'd say bin bag but you wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I don't own a corset
Or a little black dress

Or kitten heels

I will trowel on the slap though. :)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Yay!
Do bright summery eyeshadow.

Ok- nice crisp shirt, jeans and some sort of heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I've got all of those things :)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *pats bum* off you pop then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Don't go out!!
I just made my 7k picture!! only 41 more posts to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Fuck, I've just missed my 20K
I'll make a picture when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# My 15k is coming up
really soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Really:?!
Naked time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I may keep my clothes on one of these milestones
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Just?
Only by as much as some people post in a whole year!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I was on about 19 and a half yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# That's why you're top of the stats!
I've got to save up my nekkid for 5k now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# MSN it to me then
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Sorry no special treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# I don't know what clothes you have...
So I can't really recommend anything in particular... however - as you are neither fat OR ugly, I can't see that being a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# fat and ugly?
don't talk daft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)