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Go on the Timothy

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)

The Captain is going to chew you a new dungchute

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)

She is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

Sounds like fun

:-)

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

didn't i see that you suggested

and old school pritt stick and scissors challenge.
we have a winner.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

Fuck yes

I've clicked it already.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

oh you TART

I THOUGH IT HAD BEEN CHOSEN AS THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE AND I WENT TO CHECK THE FRONT PAGE

*cries bitter, cold, acidic tears of disappointment*

Edit: Click now folks, to avoid further disappointment! :) www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post82054/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

bless your heart

i'll make a special picture for you as consolation, the old way, justa like mumma used to make.

i clicked it, i think./ have now.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

\o/ yay

Cake AND Ice Cream! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

YES fantastic this please

Dear lord yes.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

Praise be, Sis!

edit: and the amount of pearoasts will be virtually null :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

Hurray!

Yay for fun and primary school

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

I already did click it, but just for you I went and clicked it again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

*mwAH!*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

*is kissed*

Oh I feel all giddy and flushed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

Blimey, can't wait for the next Dixon-attended bash then :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

If you were going to one

I'd endeavour to be there for that reason.

Plus so I could say goodbye properly this time (that sounds dead ominous)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

need more bashes not so far south so I can attend without taking out a loan

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

and not too far north

because i haven't got a pair of waders

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

Hmmm, where could we find such a magical place?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)

and close to a major UK airport

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)

....Luton?

It's a horrible place though.

Birmingham's fairly central, and it's got an airport.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)

Port Stanley

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

Who whaty?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

Can't wait till I have money again to goto another

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

I'd like to meet you, you seem like a rather rambunctious chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

I don't know about that

I'm as shy as the day is long
₁₀

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)

i know, london

i wanted to have a rounders day in the park or something equally as silly, but i see there's one in a couple of weeks, mostly talkers and i'll be in spain anyway.
i might dream up a date a few weeks later and see what happens.
any one any suggestions for location, would be handy if there's tent room nearby

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)

I will be sat on my arse watching the rounders then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

same here

it's far too energetic for me and i'd spill my tea, but you know the sort of thing, fun for all the family, much like the one that's already planned.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

We can sit under a tree and sip tea and talk about the Archers or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

Ooh can I join?

I'm not a sporting type

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

Definitely.

Tea?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

TEA

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8QSiyQ02Xc

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

Didn't mean to scare you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)

Man, it'd take a lot to scare me like that :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

Frabjious joy!

You may get a real glomp when I see you next. That'll be quite scary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

I actually have no idea what a glomp is

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)

Sort of like a running hug.

well, a hug with a run up.

F'ristance

DIXON!
*runs*
*jumps and hugs*

^that

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

How *much* of a run up exactly?

OK, you've found my scare button :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

ha ha *Cleeeeek*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

*mwAH!*

*lingers a few seconds too long*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Phwoar!

*slips tounge*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

ooh i have a good one for that!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

Cool

I don't have a clue haha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

my art project went to a standstill at one point

so our teacher made us go through magazines and take out letters to make a sentence - i went off at a tangeant and made a retarded excuse for a human and gave it a fist for a cock

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

clicked

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

Mr Queen...you have an icon :)

And hello to everyone else

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

YOU

Have I even seen you on here since the meet?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

errrmmmmm....yeah...for about 2 weeks

then I decided that if I was ever going to get the loft planned and built I better stop ~~wasting~~ spending all my spare time on b3ta

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Aha

I knew you'd offski'd.

Well it's good to have you back. How is the loft?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

It's a bastard...the bloody stairs don't fit

the mongtards made the risers to big...*sobs*...I'm going to have to custom build myself

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

The arseholes.

I'd help, but I'm a splinter magnet and you'd only have to deal with me whining like a little girl.

Oh I'm sorry mate, that's poo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

No worries...they were crap stairs anyway :)

and I have Mrs the Bun's excellent brother here as chief builder

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

*claps*

Yay for Mrs The Bun's brother!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

bollocks to stairs

poles is where it's at

I need a good builder too, otherwise my flat is going to fall apart cos of al my half-arsed attempts at doing itup

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

or wear platform shoes.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)

9 foot platform shoes

what an aceicle idea

edit: Right I must away to my labours...byall

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)

*hugs and snuggles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

good day good sir

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)

Hello cutiepops

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

hello chief,

i've always had an icon, these are from a fresh batch released today.
was wondering where you'd gone you haven't been around much of late.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

see above :)

Bloody hell...I just realised it's 2 years to the day I gave up smoking...I've saved about £5500

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

*looks at packet of fags*

*packet of fags smiles nervously*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

well done sir

spend some of your saving, and you too could be the proud owner of a new icon, but not this one, i fear it'll become too common.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)

I dunno...

The sheep seems to be the most popular at the moment..

We're the only two Hitlers I've seen, and mine was only to try out my hat on him.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)

I did consider Hitler

But then since I live in germany people might get ideas

I prefer my cock though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

Hello

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)

Hiya :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

damn you!

I really like that icon

I will stick with mah r'coooooon

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

NEW ICONs!

ftw

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Would be nice

Won't let me have one :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)

NO MORE PISSING TENNIS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

^ this

tennis = boring

I'm going out in a minute but I feel fat and ugly, what shall I wear?

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)

not only that

but it makes the sky rain.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

A corset.

If you don't have one, may I suggest kitten heels, little black dress and beautiful make up. If you don't want people to look at the rest of you, do the face to the nines.

But I don't think you're fat or ugly, so meh- I'd say bin bag but you wouldn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

I don't own a corset

Or a little black dress

Or kitten heels

I will trowel on the slap though. :)

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

Yay!

Do bright summery eyeshadow.

Ok- nice crisp shirt, jeans and some sort of heels.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)

I've got all of those things :)

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

*pats bum* off you pop then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Don't go out!!

I just made my 7k picture!! only 41 more posts to go!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

Fuck, I've just missed my 20K

I'll make a picture when I get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

My 15k is coming up

really soon :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

Really:?!

Naked time?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

I may keep my clothes on one of these milestones

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

Just?

Only by as much as some people post in a whole year!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)

I was on about 19 and a half yesterday

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)

That's why you're top of the stats!

I've got to save up my nekkid for 5k now.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)

MSN it to me then

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

Sorry no special treatment

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

I don't know what clothes you have...

So I can't really recommend anything in particular... however - as you are neither fat OR ugly, I can't see that being a problem.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)

fat and ugly?

don't talk daft

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)

What's wrong with tennis?

There are worse sports out there.

I likes teh tennis.

www.b3ta.com/board/7344580

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

I take it he lost then?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)

NO, rain stopped play

but its a foregone conclusion really init!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)

Don't really follow it

all i know is everyone loves him till he loses

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

that's what we said Monday and yesterday

Who's laughing now?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

intamaweb says and rain has stopped the match

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)

Thus it is gospel

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)