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[challenge entry] No need for any skillz
Saved from the BBC website about 6 years ago. I think it says everything we need to know about our Glorious Leader.


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(jimh, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# What, he has blurry palms
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Exactly. Never trust a man with blurry palms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ^this is a valuable life lesson.
Morning folks...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# 'lo sunshine
how does the morrow find thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Today finds me
with a resignation letter and a pocket full of glee ready to spit in the face of my employer.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Ace.
What I woudln't give to be in that very position today...

Savour the moment for all it's worth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *clap clap clap*
Are you all dolled up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I'm not
but I am wearing my boots and my angl-of-death coat, which I felt to be an appropriate compromise.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# cool! fuck 'em
although mictogirl pointed out that they probably fucked you around like that purely to get you to resign
cos they probably want you out, but haven't got legitimate grounds to fire you

either way, you're better off out of there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Yep, that has crossed my mind.
I'm actually still undecided on the whole thing, but I have freelance work and also various positions which I can work in temporarily so I should be ok in terms of work for now.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# He needs a tan?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I don't have a tan
actually, I don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# In the Elizabethan times
Being pale was a sign of nobility, if you had a tan it was because you worked in the fields.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# it was only made fashionable by the rich
who could afford to holiday abroad

it then became tacky again with the invention of package holidays

now people moan at me for smoking
whilst the rest of the country contracts skin cancer
in any of the million tanning salons across the country...

mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# The tan as a fashionable thing
was because of Coco Chanel when she got a bit caught by the sun on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Ah yes,
the french riviera, the place to be in the 20's
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# And still now.
I don't want to move to France, French people and I don't get on, as a whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Oh, it's completly ruinned now
At least Eileen Gray's, E-1027 (A modernist villa built there) is now being restored, I really want to vist it.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# That sounds like a lovely trip!
I want to go and see some of the original Bauhaus buildings- it'd be lovely.

They're knocking down my home town's last piece of deco loveliness- the original Odeon. To make room for a Sainsbury's carpark expansion.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# what is it,
with people wanting to tear down art deco cinemas? They seem to all be doomed.

Such a shame, there should be a protest.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# There should have been, but we didn't know until it was sold.
It hasn't been used, but I remember it from when I was a kid- all mint green and black tiles inside and velvet curtains around the screen.

God it was beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Makes me want to go and play
Grim Fandango now, guess I will have to wait until I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I should add on,
If you read any books from the 20's, Great Gatsby, for example, Daisy and Jordan Baker are seen to have a tan, but cover them selves with powder to try and cover up their tan.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# that's what i said
but in less detail :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I was just being a know-it-all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i loves ya for it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# no matter what they say...
smokeing does look cool, just not the side effects. Personally I don't care if someone smokes, I don't do it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Everything's bad for you...
It's just a matter of deciding what you're going to kill yourself with.

I've chosen sugar, fat and carbohydrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# i've chosen death by irresponsible fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I choose
About 1 big packet of revels a day, I don't think it will kill me too fast, and it's not even changeing me physicaly yet.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# The best way to go.
"Well, he probably shouldn't have been flying that Jumbo Jet while pissed, but at least he was enjoying himself"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *plays last flight record*
WOOoOoOOoOoO!!! this is fucking great,
do you reckon we could pull of a loop de loop?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# You'll have to take off first
otherwise it's just a 'de'
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# he was younger six years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# he forgot his yoyo?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# MY GOD
he's a man!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# How queer
Hands normally appear bigger if they're closer to the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# This image
and Beadle's perspective defying pissclaw rubbish your theory.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)