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# Excellent!
Slight TJ: I'm writing a screenplay to pimp out to 'the telly people'. I can't think of a good title though. What do I dooo?
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Take the sixth, the seventeenth and the fiftyninth word off your screenplay
That shall be the title

/edit: if this fails, make sure you mention ninjas at some point
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTERSPACE
VERSUS
GEOFF CAPES' RECTAL POLYPS:
Episode One, in which Geoff gets his brown wings...
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# he breeds budgierigars, don't cha know
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Really?
I didn't know that.
So long as he doesn't smuggle them, that's proper good, like.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# he is the world's strongest budgerigar breeder
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I bet his neighbours have hundreds between them
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# heheh
it's a fantastic combination

www.geoffcapes.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# That's mental
you'd think he'd state his breeding credentials first!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# tough stuff and snuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# munty the cunty chutney ferret
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Hmm
*considers*
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# what's it about?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I hope it's about chutney ferrets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# It's a bit long, but in a nutshell
an older ex-nutter stalking her young boss who sacks her, and does loads of fucked up postwatershed shit to her and her family and then *something* happens and *someone* gets shot.

And then an adbreak.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# fun for all the family then.
i'll tell you if I think of something
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah it fills the gap Teletubbies left
;)
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# go here and pick two words that sound good together
wordcount
e.g. I looked up "dangerous" and got "dangerous demands"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Plinth Sensuality
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Mediocre fanatic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I want a pair of
squid binoculars
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Wank finches
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ha ha!
I could watch them with my squid binoculars!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# quoting from songs
always works
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)