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# In my head,
I am making the noises like on Rainbow.

.:edit:. - how rude of me, woo and indeed yay, for your octopussie.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Get professional help
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# You are Charlotte Church
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# *does whatever CC does*
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# well
that rules henson out
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# is that her?
looks alright, innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# The only discernible talent Charlotte Church has
Is being fat and Welsh. Not necessarily in that order.
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/churchDIGREX140806_650x500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Jesus!
Count the chins!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I honestly cannot stand the woman
She's fat, loud, abrasive, incredibly stupid about pretty much every subject other than money, and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.

I watched one episode of her poxy chat show purely because Noel Fielding was on it, and there she was trying to do stand-up that she hadn't written and couldn't perform, a mere ten feet away from one of Britain's best stand-up comedians of the moment.

I want to hit her with a brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
#

I want to hit her with a brick.

my p
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Good :)
I'm a big believer in "shock and awe" when it comes to disliking people
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I dislike so few people
So when I do I may as well do it properly;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Good.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I know naught about her
think I'll keep it like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *looks at your profile*
Oh hey, never knew you were Dutch! No wonder you've never heard of her - yes, keep it that way!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I've heard her name
but I've never heard any song of hers or saw her on tv

/bonus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# who was the comedian on?
never watched that show
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# More than a chinese phonebook
/coat
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Bloody heck, she's filled out a lot
since this
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Corsetry does wonders for fat munters
That's what it's for!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# never worked for me.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# it really doesn't
seriously i remember nearly doing a mr creosote one night in a club when one of the regulars turned round and the rolls of fat followed her ten minutes later. her and her mate always wore corsets, both could put dumbo to shame
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Ouchie
Fair enough lol
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i'll agree
that they work wonders for curvacious ladies, but there's a line between that and fat munters. normally about as thick as a big mac
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Well as a skinny waif
I appreciate the upliftage lol
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# SHITTING CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# she is up the duff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Oh god no
IT'S REPLICATING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# i'm indifferent about her, but i'd bet my last penny i'd take her over you
shallow i am
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh, cheers
What did I ever do to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Thought you wouldn't reply
I don't understand why you felt the need to insult someone you don't know but if it made you feel better about yourself...*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better...
I'd let you and Charlotte fight over me.

Of course, you could both claim me afterwards.

Maybe that wouldn't make you feel any better, but me on the other hand...!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# pot, kettle
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# ^ THIS
"I don't understand why you felt the need to insult someone you don't know"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# The difference is that CC is open to ridicule
by anyone due to her fame, whereas Spazzcat voiced an opinion and got flamed personally, not remotely in a place she'd never see - by one person, despite almost every other reply agreeing with her.

Believe me, in a choice between the two, the fat Welsh warbler loses by chuffing miles
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ;)
Me too
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# You too which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# well
there is a person waiting to come to the world hiding up her mimsy, she's allowed a few pies.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# High velocity spluffage!
wear eye protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# me too now
and its all your fault

and woo to the octopus
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)