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# doesn't matter how I word things
some people think any advice I offer is equivalent of me calling their mother a fetid whore's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# but...
do you have any useful fetid whore's anus advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Wipe your arse?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# douche
with bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# If it's her mimsy that's foetid
then using her anus might be the best approach. However, you should still use a proprietry brand of condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
#
be wary of rectal/vaginal fissures.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# fistulas? They add to the fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# yes, cut your cock off afterward to prevent the infection from spreading
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# That reminds me...
..breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# haha now you know how I feel

I've had little brats like Leningrand throw pissy fit tantrums, delete threads and basically being a nasty little shit..just because I said something that was taken the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)