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[challenge entry] i got mail

this will probably work in several compos. if you can read it...

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# haha
this is quality
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# i'm having problems with the title
that's the key to a succesful post i find
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# how about "alright stop. meditate and listen"?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Haha better than the real thing!
because you could do swapsies on faces... "want, want... NEED!"
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hehe!
It's exactly like this!

Sorry to TJ, but I have just seen the advert for this product on TV. Advert is on the website for those who haven't seen it. Contains half naked kids in a bath, so NSFW is advised.

For a start, strange product. But is it wrong that my first thought was "You could SO have sex in that!" ? (Though not with kids, obviously...)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# i can't really click
but is it the jelly stuff?

i REALLY want some of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yep! That's the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# What the frig is in it?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :D
I'll be sure to tell the staff at the casualty dept that when I'm in there with third degree burns from the stuff
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'd love to see the look on my housemates face
when he sees that I've filled his bath with Gelli Baff!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Hoorays!


I like this, therefore I like you. Come here so I can rub you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# i'm not sure about that
i've just had these trousers pressed
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)