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# getting worse
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# .
I propose the introduction of smoking tanks - opaque, sealed tanks a bit like isolation tanks, but with pipes extracting the smoke into canisters which can be dumped in the sea. Smokers would be obliged to smoke in these dark boxes to soullessly smoke their cigarettes, devoid of human contact or any real enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# This^
With added chortle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# stopping smoking is costing me a fortune
i've got from one packet of hooky GV per week, for a fiver, to 20 packets of chewing gum so far (since sunday).

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# pffft
..and then send them off to the specially prepared 're-education' camps!

Oh and don't forget the drinkers as well. And people who eat fast food. And people who drive 4x4s. And maybe anyone else who pisses you off..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *sprays choking
cloud of drink and burger all throughout the room into people's noses*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
Please TheNeville! Stop gromulating up all over everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *sneezes*
*sparks up*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
#
if everyone who smokes takes a harmonica to the pub and plays that instead of smoking...

...well, the suicide rate would go up.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# you're not wrong
*takes long drag on harmonica*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# mmm
create your own localised fug
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yes!
I'll have one of them please. And a pint of stella, together with the anti-violence rubber foam kit to stop myself from punching people
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I went to a gig in the Camden Palace on monday
My first gig smoke free.

The place stank of raw sewage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# well, if you insist on going to camden....
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I wanted to see Oxbow!
As it turns out, it was just the oxbow duo again. Hey, at least it's Eugene.

This is Eugene www.smother.net/interviews/images/oxbow_live1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# that confused me as much as a killerkitti post :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# You love it.
Embrace the confusion. You're a scared little girl. Cry for me. Cry for me bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Camden smells of shit generally
it's how I know I've got home when I've been on holiday, I get off the tube and take a lungfull of good old Camden shit-smell then I go to the Mixer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Is the Dev still about?
I dread to think what that place smells like smoke free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah
but I'm not goth enough these days to go in

"too much of a hippy", apparently. Pretentious gother-than-thou cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# They are cunts.
Utter, utter cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# For a subculture
supposedly based on accepting those who are different, goths are a bunch of arrogant cnuts sometimes.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# my ex-missus used to go in there when she lived in london
you last sentence sums her up perfectly.

oh, is it true that london can no longer be refered to as "the smoke"?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# we go to quinn's instead
because it's not, you know, the dev.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Which is fair enough.
I tend to go to the Worlds End, just for ease.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I like the big room in there
Quinn's is worth it for a cozy environment and a good selection of belgian and dutch beers, including a bunch of fruity ones. Nice seating too.

I've not been to any pubs since the smoking ban, so not sure how they've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Actually that reminds me
Screen 6 of the Holloway Odeon (where they are showing Die hard 4.0 at present) smelt so badly of ass on Wednesday I was compelled to write and complain. It smelt like people had been shitting in there for weeks.

Come to think of it, being Holloway, they probably have.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# :D true!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# snuff
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310084,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# OH MY GOD.
Pfft.

The only upsetting thing about that is the container- my granddad keeps his snuff in a a silver pot, and collects snuff boxes too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I have a snuff box. :)

I tried out snuff for a short time once. It's trendy in the Nordic places.
It's not bad, but it didn't do anything for me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I like the smell
reminds me of my granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# When were
you a norseman?

Or were you a Viking?

VIKING DIRECT! Do they deliver parcels or 'owt like that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# oh eight hundred double oh
TEN SIXTY SIX!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Oh its just tobacco in there honest guv...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha :D


is it hash bombers proof?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)