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# But she is a conehead in a wig!
I'm one of those perverted stealth-coners.

Edit: I wouldn't put stuff up on B3ta if didn't expect criticism ranging from the valid to the bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Your picture sounds like swiss chard
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# See, the thing about purple sprouting broccoli....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *hug*
I'm still sorry though, and that thing about your style is true- plus you get the softness of the breasts over really well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Although the nipple-clavicle distance is a little high...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# BIZZARO!
I'd love to meet Bizzaro Neville. He would scare me

I imagine he'd wear a suit and go to work every day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He would likely read Nuts and Zoo
and drink lager. He'd be a crazy loon!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# and he would
drink coffee by the pint

HE'S CRAZY IN THE HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Gosh.
It would be confusing to have a conversation with him. He'd jabber on about crazy concepts such as football and who was on X Tractors and such things. Crazy mad rants. He'd end up in an institution where hairy ladies would bleet at him.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I would watch
X Tractors

A farmer who is coincidentally called "Simon Cowell" would stand and marvel at a range of tractors occasionally
going "Arr, she's a beaut" and muttering to his wife about what's for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *commissions*

*does near-subliminal between advert teasers*

*airs at 8pm on a Firday on Channels 4*

*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)