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# *drool*


'ning all
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# 'Ning Phexy!
*jumps*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *catches*
'ello
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *fondles*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *staggers*
right into the stationary cupboard =D
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Do you have cupboards that move?

(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# no
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# silly monster, He couldn't wear those trousers
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# He want's to wear jeans
but he can't find any that fit.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Does that model's face say 'eat me'?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# mmmmmmm Placenta
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I'd eat placenta, I don't see the problem with it.
S'meat, innit?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# have you ever smelled one?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Not ever ever ever.
I've smelled a cow though.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# It's vile stuff
And it jiggles like nothing else on earth
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Well maybe I won't then.
Maybe I'll just chuck it at someone.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I poket a dead cow with a stick once
It made a big fart, I ran away crying and sicked

/was 6 blog
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# you're lucky it wasn't all soupy.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
#
edit: was 6 (days ago) blog
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# oops missed that part
thanks for spotting
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# everything that comes out of a pregnant lady after 9 months smells less than appetising
and a placenta is less meat, more 'innards'
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# tripe?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Very similar to liver
And very veiny. Smells of bladder.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Yummy
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I would like to say at this point I have never eaten placenta
Just held a lot of them
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# You are a midwife
or one of those crazy ladies that hangs around the Bio Bins
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Oh I quite like liver.
Liver and onions.

Well we shall see how I feel about it at the time.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Are we going to hear the pitter patter
of tiny pirate feet?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
#
feet Pegs
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# :D
Arrr, me hat arrived by the way. It's bloody massive. I'm the littlest pirate.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# aww yay
needs more photo
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# we'll be needing a pic of you wearing it
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I look like a tit in it though.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# that is not the piratey spirit we expect from you captain
No put on your hat or there will be no dessert!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *pops hat on*
cake please.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Battenburg?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Not yet!
Bloody hell, it'd be difficult considering we've just bought a one bedroom flat.

We're at the stage of if it happens, we'll move/do anything we need to, but if it doesn't we're not going to actively start trying. Not yet anyway.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# it sure looks like it
i'm guessing it's a reflection though
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Shame.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# or maybe it's big
elton john style glasses.

*ideas*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# looking at the window setup i'd say it was part of the design
there are a series of cakes between the manaquins
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# alien cakes.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# actually you're right,
cos if it was a reflection it'd be backwards!

*belms*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Leonardo Di Vinci cake shoppe?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# haha!
and 'ello!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# yo
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# th voices made me do it.
WOO!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *dribble drool*
huh?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# looks like he is dribbling blood
has he been killing hookers again?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# when i took the picture
he was muttering
"dirty rotten slag, tasted good though"
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Oooh - good idea!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# thank you
*bows*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Top reflectioness!




(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# ta!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *looks up and waves weakly*
'lo Minky. Smoosh!

*slumps back onto settee exhausted*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *fingers in ears*
LALALALALALALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

=D
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)