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# Oh my!
www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/15/My_Immortal
“Enoby I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# !?
“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed.

What the blinketty flip?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# My favourite bit is
"don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!"

Although I have absolutely no idea what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# It means:
"I am sure you would agree that these gentlemen are attractive - if you don't I will not be requiring your company any further!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# u gt teh hawt skillz
wna cyba?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Good Lord!
That claims to be in English!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Its obveeuslee,
part ov this tosh, news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm iznt it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# do people deliberately spell that bad(ly thank you DG) as some sort of community type thing?
i fink it suks n u no it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I'm in ur languidj
redifinin teh rulz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# i'm all for evolution
but half of this shit couldn't be re-read by the writer themselves!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# that's because they are fucking morans
innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I bet they are fans of perl!
hahahahaaahahahhaaaa!

aaahh..aaahhhhhh. never mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I have a nasty feeling
that this is exactly how the sister in law writes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# badly?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# who're you calling
baldy?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Long John Baldry
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# i didn't do it on purpose
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I forgive you
let me kiss your hat to prove it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# by all means!
*doths hat*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ...wha?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# damn i wish i hadn't read that.
i feel a bit stupider now.....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# the sad thing is
if you tried to create some really crap fanfic as a protest

it would be hailed as a triumph

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# sounds
like a challenge
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)