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# I Hate Sheds
AARRGGHH!!
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(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# How pretty
MAKE IT COLLAPSE!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I'm not here much, but I'm not new either
"Profile for Cog?!? :):

* a member for 1 year, 8 months and 1 day
* has posted 82 messages on the main board"
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# It's 100k over the limit
that's a rookie move
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
#
rookie silly
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# sorry bout that..
my free gif animator always seems to report the size wrong when I save it, I'll try and shrink it a bit now
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# There's a good fellow, keep the natives happy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# what is this
1998?
(Pjotr, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# If it was, you would be ten and in bed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# we didn't have beds then, they were illegal
aha!
(Pjotr, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I think that was when the shed was built
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# why harm the shed? I like sheds
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# He's gone to timber heaven
and been replaced by a bigger stronger one
(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# SHEDRAGE!
And that's a tag on the large side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# is it giving you an electric shock?
no wonder you hate them
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# your shoes are shite
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# just a bit smaller and it'll be perfect
according to the FAQ animations need to be 250Kb or less.

thank you

also: i DO like that
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# This looks like the sort of thing that Brainiac or some programme like that would film
and you have James May hair.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# B-R-A-A-I-N-N-N-I-I-A-A-C-C
Does James May do that now? I haven't seen it for years
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# he does a fake one on bbc2 now i think
brainy-facts or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# pfff
all thanks to the unique way the bbc is funded
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# yup :)
thanks to them we all get to see 24 and the simpsons before anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Vic Reeves does it now
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# whaaat?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# No
it was Richard Hammond, but he got my brain thinking on a Top Gear track, so naturally James May followed on from that :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# "Conclusive proof that sheds are indeed alive"
"Also conclusive proof that WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE ON ABOUT AND ARE DECEIVING MILLIONS OF VIEWERS INTO THINKING THAT THE INANE BOLLOCKS WE SPOUT IS ACTUAL SCIENCE AND NOT JUST DAYTIME-TV-QUALITY JIBBERISH!"


(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# That could actually pass
for a Daily Mail editorial, or Peter "Prothero" Hitchens' column.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# This bit:
"Also conclusive proof that WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE ON ABOUT AND ARE DECEIVING MILLIONS OF VIEWERS INTO THINKING THAT THE INANE BOLLOCKS WE SPOUT IS ACTUAL SCIENCE AND NOT JUST DAYTIME-TV-QUALITY JIBBERISH!"
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# They're awful for their lack of controls in their "experiments"
it makes me tut at the TV. Sometimes quite loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Heheh.
Nice!

But don't forget to optimise.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# SHED RAPE!
Stop raping your shed! It's just wrong and the shed doesn't appreciate it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# sorry about this...
(captain barnacle, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# everybody knows the only safe prophylactic to use
when fucking a red panda, is a garden shed
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Oh my god its ginger
(Woody999, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# and rightly so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)