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# That's very lovely indeed and I want to have your
babies
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)
# I believe the accepted method
for folks your ilk involve either Swans or Golden Showers.


Pun not intended, you filthy minded feckers.

[EDIT] Woo to the kitter! Spiten?
[EDIT] Now that you've changed your name my post looks rather, erm, irrelevant. Bloody dual nature. (punnage)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)
# excuse me please
no talk like that arond me or my boyfriend will be after you!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Oi!
Babies weren't my idea - Talk to Mount Olympus. I merely pointed out the historic, erm, methods for gods, as opposed to encouracing a trend.

Gently now, Munkt0n.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# That might be a threat if we didn't know its munkt0n...


;)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:18, archived)
# heh!
fear my complete lack of violent tendencies!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# AAAARRRGHHH!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)
# he
will hug you to death, and lick if your not careful!
;)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# ARRRRGGGHHHH!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# There speaks the voice of personal experience...

;)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# :O
me? NEVER!
I would never let out my personal life on the web!

well not much!
;)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)
# So all that stuff you
were telling me about Munkt0n being hung like King Kongs elder brother, and him having all the stamina and tenacicty of a pig hunting for truffles, was made up?
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# er
well I love him and the rest is for me to know and you to wonder about.
;)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)
# haha!
no, that's troo!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# phwoar
I fancy you!
:)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Apologies, i only changed it to make a fairly unfunny
joke below.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I'm afraid you can't
munkt0n is having them!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)
# they could have half each or something
?
/bad idea
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I think the word 'having'
should be changed to 'Fathering'.
Jiva would be doing all the having...er...if you know what I mean.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I don't know if I could
let them have them it would be much easier!
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Isn't that
what every woman wants?
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# :)
all the fun and no pain!
that is what everyone wants.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I want to
do the garden..
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# All fun, no pain.
Good slogan.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# No pain, no fun

my opinion
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Sadist.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Masochist
actually...

;)
(, Fri 31 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)