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# The real Girlfriend Tickles me until I have to physically restrain her


Then gets a hand free and pokes me until I run away. I can't hit back at women.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# don't be such a puff
give her a slap
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# That reminds me
I was putting up a sign for a new cleaner and there was an advert there for spanking lessons.
Obviously spanking it far more complicated than I ever thought.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# there's the danger of RSI and all the risk assessments for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# I can't bring my hand to a woman
its some sort of Psychological switch in my head that won't turn off. I can just try and restrain them, once got my arse handed to me in a big fight by some butch chick who was beating me with a shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# nice of her
to give your arse back afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Well if you are anything like me
then you can start laughing maniacally and just intimidate them to stop.

Or alternatively just spank her..............that's the kind of kinky shit you bastards get up to.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Spanking is a completely different affair
and confined to the bedroom/parks/changing rooms/public toilets/kitchen/walking down the street
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# haha
you buffoon. Do you know nothing? Laughing at them turns them into crazed murderers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# he he
i think we've just found some-one who likes it rough
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# JUST found?
hello new person...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# she slaps you until you're as pink as a pig
In bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# haha
I hate that. My old man did it to me as a kid and it has made me murderous to anyone trying it now I can break jaws.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# It's only evil if the moustache part curls up at the ends
and if the chin part can be twirled around one finger
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Please don't say things like that ....
*drools from multiple orifices*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha
"ding dong!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# ewwww
arse leekage
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# you love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)