
e.g u, iz, innit, anything that could have been lifted from a cat macro is also fair game. Total lack of regard for spellin an grammer iz gud 2
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cfm
I love the fact that 'Hanzii' wrote y2k+7, which is 5 characters long.

when people use 'txtspk' to write a word which is exactly the same number of characters as the word would be not in txtspk.
Oh yeah, that myspace address doesn't work.
I'm actually ashamed that I tried.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57,
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Oh yeah, that myspace address doesn't work.
I'm actually ashamed that I tried.

www.myspace.com/emo_pwincess_hannah
Why did you make me look?
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:18,
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Why did you make me look?

You know you wanted to look really, though. Did you look through her pictures?
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:27,
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Either that person has come up with a CSS hack and made their profile really minimalist (which would be a first for myspace), or it's broken in firefox.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:40,
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I have yet to find an emo on myspace who doesn't have a horrendous background and a profile two pages wide and seven long.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:48,
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I've got the loveliest chilled-out soulful tune on. That just gave me a mini stroke.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:52,
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you have described yourself to a tee without using hardly a recognised English word. You feckless half-wit.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:39,
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What in the name of God does Wutwat mean?
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51,
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At least with 1337 I stood a chance of deciphering it, with txt it seems that vowels are just randomly dropped and I would have to learn the convention.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:55,
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I'm given to understand, by those who have experience in such things, that it's not worth the effort.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57,
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I think we should all go back to old Colonial speech.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:58,
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Tell you who would benefit the most - mobile phone contractors.
We'd be using 3-page text messages just to say good morning.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:01,
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We'd be using 3-page text messages just to say good morning.

without my horrible typing skillz this type of joke wouldn't have made it.
I'm a necessary evil.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:03,
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I'm a necessary evil.

that even your own mother doesn't know why you're here.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:04,
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I live in a cesspit of evil in the heart of hell.
Now fuck off.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:10,
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Now fuck off.