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# I've seen his cock.
He was in a picutre with a horse and later he put it right up the horse honest guv.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# heheh.hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# He has a surprisingly bulbous bellend
I had nightmares for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I'd still kiss him with tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# this post
disturbs me
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# this site disturbs me
but I cannot make it go away
(horrid, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# he's been training it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha
:D

wonder if that ends up as your stats quote

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I hope so:)
How do I find out?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# it's lovely to just try and read all the quotes as one deranged conversation
and perhaps to think of a play to go with them
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# it would be a pretty fucked up play
most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I'm not there
I don't post enough messages.

Quality not quantity, that's me....in so many respects
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# hahahaha
now thats just intriguing. :)

You were on the top 30 the other week i think.

I'm getting deja vu right now
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# oh dear
the horse or him?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# one for the ladies
content2.totallycrap.com/gallery/harrypotternaked/harrypotternaked.jpg

obviously NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Well that's not spectacular.
It's more or less average.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Not to me.
I haven't seen a foreskin in years, it's like..... watching thundercats.

Distant memories, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Seeing as I possess a foreskin, I see it everyday.
And I've never seen Thundercats.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK
How do you own internet access and say these things to mine ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I've got a Thundercats t-shirt
and a foreskin

and internet access

and opposable thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *leaps into arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I see your skin, thumbs and internets...
and raise you girlish long hair and a love of shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# All men should have long hair.
Apart from Cronos and Devon Townsend. who should just give up the fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah and Stringfellow.
He should just accept aging and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)
# My god yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# bugger
I had to cut all my hair off

I can do shouting though

also, I can do a funny thing with my arm that makes people run away
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Ooooh, so can I!
Not much though, I can just make my elbows go slightly backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# yech
I can put my biceps flat across my shoulders behind my neck
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# yech?
You're the freak.

I MUST see this. You're only down the sodding road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Apparently I should be missing a rib.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# autofellatio?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# that's a story for another time...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Yeah, this ^
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# *tantrum*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Does this mean I'll have to start a double jointed club too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# How dare you share Daniel Radcliffe's forskin with me!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I've got all my foreskin too we should start a club.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# THE FORESKINNERS!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Silhouette of your cock look a bit like a milkbottle?
You could be one of the Foreskinners!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Do you like raping horses in theatres?
You could be one of the Foreskinners!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# OMG that'll be his cock again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
#
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Hah, didn't get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# but clearly got the potter
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Ha!
I was waiting on someone doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I'm too tired at the moment
but horses method b, will need to be rebuilt

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Needs less Daniel Radcliffe
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# HE HAS A COCK?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# yeah and a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Why did that just make me laugh like a 15 year old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Your secret is out
All this pictures of you being a ladyshape are just cloever photoshops.

Get them socks out of your top mister.

/edit: and cloever is a real word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Oh all right then guv
*goes for a wee standing up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# *films*
*puts on GirlsWeeingStandingUp.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# this is not pleasant
someone post pictures of that hermione girl to make up for it*



*she's legal now right?
(horrid, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# yup!
:D

yay!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# POSH MY ARSE
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/knutalbert/Hermione.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# She makes me want to vomit, she really does
She irritated the shit out of me when she was 11 and by jove nothing's changed.

Bit like bowel cancer I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I don't know why I mentioned her really
annoys the fuck out of me too
(horrid, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# We all win!
*buys beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)