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# Quickie before lunch, anyone?
anyone?


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I fucking love that earring.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# actually it looks like an ornate earcuff to me
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# gay
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# are you offering?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# always!
the butter is in the fridge
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# what's this?

*holds butter up, lable says made in france*

how dare you insult me, i've a good mind to go in dry.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# and the smearring?


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Jesus
NOBODY loves that!

*shudders*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ashally . . .


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ^
Dave smears ears on his rear
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# The word smear brings back terrible memories for women, Dave.
;-)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# they should rename it a much happier name.
Suggestions below please:
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# love stick
test?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Spike and scrape
with humiliation


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# a smudge
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Flange scrape?
Kebab test?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Car-jack and pointy-stick lurrrrrve-making
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# More like
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Pffft
*but crosses legs*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Swabbing the decks?
YAAAAAAAR!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Smy girl!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# 'fternoon cap'n
'fternoon folkses.

P.s.
it should be called a lady-garden once-over
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# yay!
everything should be more pirate based.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# cheese grating
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Super Happy Smear Time
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ^^zis
its beautiful!

Afternings all :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Harrow!
We were just talking about you! *BIG-huggles*

EDIT: Seen this?


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Nice of you to offer
but I'll wait until I get home to the missus.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# bluring?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# SILENCE!


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Don't you appreciate a nice mispelt rhyming couplet then?

edit/ is the water easier to catch if it's not running?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# yes
by capturing the water in a bowl or other such water collection device it tends to calm down and make no more efforts to escape.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *slap*
:)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Aha!
no ear related reposts then . . . ?


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I have one
it's not very good though.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!



(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Hello lovely
I don't know your email and I can't gaz at work, but I'd like to say thank you thank you thank you so much for having us over.

I know this throws open the floor to lots of jokes, but it had to be said... I'll draw you something speshul! *hugs*

Also that pun is shocking! I'm still suffering from 2nd degree pun burns as well.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I thought that the pleasure was all ours but it seems we all had a blast.

Summat speshul would be . . . speshul! *belms*

*applies soothing anti-pun cream*


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# awww thank you :D
Tell the lovely Hilary her foodstuffs were delicious... I have shrimp flashbacks. mmmmmmMMMmmmmmm

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# mmm
shrimp flapjacks
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# where's she from?
looks Gaussian to me
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# nah, she smeared shite in her ear . . .
she smeared shite in her ear . . .it's motion blur


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *cries at failed pun attempt*
you sure it's not radial?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)