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# Ikea is a trap...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
they use every psychological trick in the book to keep you shopping

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I dislike Ikea a lot
souless tat that they convince you you shouldn't live without.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Their beds are funny sizes too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I love my Ikea bed
It's the comfiest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I see your ikea bed
And raise you my massive spongy sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# you absolutely cannot beat
a Tempur mattress
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
deep fried mattress!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Tempura matress?
Sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# yep
nice and spongy

not a Japanese vegetable in sight
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yup
and a whole load of other rubbish too... but I'm just a bitter ald bastard like, I should probably be ignored.

How's you - should I ask how the job interview went?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Fine ta, I got it!
Start on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *does victory dance in victory pance*
*puts on a kilt and whips off pance*
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# PANCE!!!!
*does pance dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *does no pance dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# o_O
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hmmm
Do they happen to sell pricey bedding that fits these oddly proportioned beds?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not sure
My taste in furniture and everything is a little too....traditional classic. I like their glasses and crockery though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i was stuck in the market place for hours......
and i could only leave after buying 2 packets of napkins and a bag of tea lights......


Oh and some Blue cheese which is the bestest in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you must be strong in the ways of the force
if you are to leave without buying more than you came in for. Ikea employs old geordie Jedi mind tricks!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Once there was a fire alarm in IKEA
And after that every shopper was forced to come back in as a "safety matter".
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)