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# Mmmm. Tasty
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Niice.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# they are very nice
witha creamy SPNKY sauce.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# spoonkey?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry minor TJ
Who did the Mario pic using their knob?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Dooley did it, if that is his name.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Cheers
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# and his knob
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Yes, can't leave out the knob.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# No
I find it difficult to leave a knob out for long.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# You are the buttery Lurpak trombone man
AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Plays comedy BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRaP!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# What was his name?
He had a name.
Donald?
Malcolm?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I think it was Donald.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Malcolm I think.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# neither
douglas
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I trust you
You always know shit like this.

Hang on, was the lady who took his trombone away her from the Good Life? Margot?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You are correct
and I thank you
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Donald Malcom Esq.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# both
*looks up*

Ohhhhhhhhh.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Lurpak? That's a product!
*

*may be a pearoast
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# that bottle should be a cake!
and that carton should be a hammer!

I cannot endorse this 1970's style advertisment
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I am confused.
Is this a trick pie?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# do you have a boyfriend called "Scratches"
or some sort of infection we should all avoid?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# It refers to Old Scratch i.e. the Devil, y'see
}:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# no idea
but I'll smile and nod anyways
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hjas it been pinched?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Pfft.....
Thanks coffee monitor issues now.



I love them thou and that funky yellow nut butter that it comes with.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# pfffft
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuhhts
/Snoop Dee Oh Dubble Gee
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Nanananana
It's the motherfucking D-O double G....
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# wooooo
the rhytm is the bass and the bass is the trebble

/I let an infant install my car stereo system blog
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *hits corners in a low-low*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *would rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6*
*will sign my name in the book at your funeral*
*has a zig' on his hip with that extra clip!*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *laughs*
sorry, this is all brill.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you take off that "zig"
or there'll be "great justice" to pay!

:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I read that as Debbie McGee
Yeesh.

/relurks
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# when i grow up
i wanna be a mother fucking hustler
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 0_0
Can I have gravy with that?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *bends over*
give me a minute

:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# damn you...
keeping your gravy recipe a secret like that!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# :D
the power of lidl compels me!

:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Would that be
white or brown sauce?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# first one
then the other

O_o
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# <x_x>
I was just about to have a pot noodle.
I may not do now.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I just had a lidl pepparami pizza
it comes in a pack of three, for £2.50

the only positive thing about it is that when I go to the toilet a day later to crap it out (for that is how long it takes to pass) the next user of the toilet will think it is a nuclear peperami holocaust going on

:D

"You fucking stinky bastard"

was the phrase used :)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Lidl pizza?
Was probably made in some russian factory in the shadow of Chernobyl!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# then it should have been self cooking!
damn it!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ikea is a trap...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
they use every psychological trick in the book to keep you shopping
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I dislike Ikea a lot
souless tat that they convince you you shouldn't live without.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Their beds are funny sizes too.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I love my Ikea bed
It's the comfiest thing ever
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I see your ikea bed
And raise you my massive spongy sofa.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# you absolutely cannot beat
a Tempur mattress
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
deep fried mattress!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Tempura matress?
Sounds tasty
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# yep
nice and spongy

not a Japanese vegetable in sight
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yup
and a whole load of other rubbish too... but I'm just a bitter ald bastard like, I should probably be ignored.

How's you - should I ask how the job interview went?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Fine ta, I got it!
Start on Monday.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *does victory dance in victory pance*
*puts on a kilt and whips off pance*
*relaxes*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# PANCE!!!!
*does pance dance*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *does no pance dance*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# o_O
\o/
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hmmm
Do they happen to sell pricey bedding that fits these oddly proportioned beds?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not sure
My taste in furniture and everything is a little too....traditional classic. I like their glasses and crockery though.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i was stuck in the market place for hours......
and i could only leave after buying 2 packets of napkins and a bag of tea lights......


Oh and some Blue cheese which is the bestest in the world ever
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you must be strong in the ways of the force
if you are to leave without buying more than you came in for. Ikea employs old geordie Jedi mind tricks!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Once there was a fire alarm in IKEA
And after that every shopper was forced to come back in as a "safety matter".
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Have jam with that
for some bizarre reason
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'd have jam with you
*pounces*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# RAR!
*gets sticky*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# only one person would dare to use
Raspberry!

*licks*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# LONESTAR!
/balls
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *films*
*sells*
Profit!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Mrs T!!!!
*greets warmly*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *gets sticky*
Wotcher Debs :-)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *films sticky girl on girl action*
*keeps for own private consumption*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# mmmmm,
kødboller
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)