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[challenge entry] One, please


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(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# haha
Is that a real book like the dangerous book for boys?
If so it really should have hand and blowjob tips in it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# As featured on Amazon.co.uk
Scary thing is, there wasn't that much to edit. Not with a b3ta-addled brain, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I was just perusing the contents pages
and saw "How to wank the dog"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# The dog than bark not bite
This hat go well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Fnarrrrrr
... p55 sounds dubious to me.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# not the only one...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Women can't give handjobs period
I advice the selling of the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Women can't give handjobs?
Is that a new rule or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I think he said
women can't give handjobs on their period, but that make no sense not neither
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# no that appears to be the time where they give them the most
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# no
unfortunately just a fact of life
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# it's a partial observation.
The full text is:
"women can't give handjobs without a man present so that they have something to perform the handjob on (to wit: his cock)"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# No need to get cocky about it.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *refrains from getting cocky*
sorry miss
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)