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# religion
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Is this
make images that go way over my head day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# no, as you will see clearly demonstrated by this diaphragm.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I have no idea what this means
but I lolled anyway =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haha.
my work here is done.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Oh it's you
That makes sense

:) How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# i'm getting ready to play the guitar on television in about an hour and a half.
so rather spiffingly if i do say so myself.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Guitar on television?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# yes, i believe it's called a "concert."
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Where?
Why?
What for?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# for the musical enjoyment of people.
human people.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# when, what channel, etc?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# it's a channel you don't get.
local channel. specifically, "the Dartmouth channel," Dartmouth being my home town.
it starts at noon, and will probably be on said channel every once in a while for the rest of the summer, as was last year's show when i had dreadlocks.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Bah
Primus and MSI being listed in your 'bands you like bit' had earnt you enough points for me to turn the TV and watch. But no, you've gone all local. Fine. :p

And awww, another person who had dreads but removed them
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha yeah.
if possible i'll try and get the video somehow uploaded to youtube.
maybe.
p.s. i miss my dreadlocks. i named all of them.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# you named them?
you went a little further than me.

But only because my ex never finished them properly.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# my ex had to remove them with a comb the same day she got them.
and my best friend cut his off and stapled them to the inside of a hat. he then switched personas with his other friend for halloween.

then last year these two people got together working on my hair, during which we consumed a rather large amount of pot and shisha and poor quality tacos.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ^perfect dreading conditions, that
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# you're telling me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Quit stalling!
What concert?
What channel will it be on and when?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# it's a native music festival.
held in part by a distant uncle of mine, a native american. other people are playing native songs as well, using instruments such as the acoustic guitar, flutes, drums, didgeridoos, singing, etc.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# good luck
human people are the best
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# i don't need luck.
i was born to entertain throngs of human people.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# tell me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# no.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# That's what I meant by 'Oh?'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# 'ning warlord
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# thats
the lord of diaphragms
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# it is indeed.
behold its mighty contraceptivity!
watch in amazement as it regulates passage of air to and from the lungs!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# This reminds me of a joke
One sperm asked another sperm "are we nearly there?"

The other sperm replied "We've got a way to go yet, we're only just past the tonsils"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# lol
poor sperms, they don't know whats waiting for them
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# DIGESTION!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I actually spent several minutes trying to make sense of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Why do you think I took so long to reply to it?







Because I was finishing Pizza, fighting off my two dogs and getting a drink, but still, I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# beautiful.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# What does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# This makes as much sense as religion, this is true
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Bigot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# And proud!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I've just been reading the National Secular Society site
I cannot abide religious intolerance. I don't want there to be prayers at a fucking council meeting, but if there are then it is not the place to be an arsehole either.

Fucking militant atheists are beginning to get right on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Don't complain to us
Tell God to smite them, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# lol
i almost fell off my chair now...
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# One day everybody will wake up
and think "Fuck! None of this stuff matters at all!".

It will be a beautiful day. Until then, however, people will continue to get on each others tits and inflict their views on anybody who is close enough to listen. Such is the desperate human nature.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hmm
are you having an insightful day?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I always am, I just don't usually voice it.
Today however I am full of ART HISTORY and SOCIAL CLIMATES so feel the need to go all wordy and vaguely pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I have noted
your general insightfulness previously. But that was a peach =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :)
Thankyou. I like to think, it stops the boredom :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# it's a pleasant interruption
to the myriad bullshit that passes for hummus on this site sometimes.

Especially Saturdays
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'm not usually here on saturdays. I now remember why
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha.
ART!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I would like to sign up for this new religion and burn embassies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# best use of flare Ive seen in ages
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I... er.....
wh......?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# +n +h
w +ole
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# that's what happens when you worship a lens flare :)

worhsip the source instead, worship lamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I love lamp
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# let's lamp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# is there a study group near me?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# we
better bring candles in case a blackout happens
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# lol
lamp! lamp lamp!
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# all the way to the bank!
ah, there's stupider religions

at least lamps give out enlightenment innit

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# this!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# [suitably geeky joke]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# thats religion in a nutshell
I have never seen it summed up so clearly
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)