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(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# This scares me.
Deeply. In the recesses of my boxers, I think it's gone into hiding.

That could be thinking of Amy Winehouse, but either way.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# She does look an awful lot like a man in drag
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# but with oddly attractive breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# You're an oddly attractive breast.
No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Indeed. Don't think i'd be able to get over the face though.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# This
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# ^this
needed that NSFW tag
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I thought so too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
#
does look an awful lot like is
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# She just looks horribly thin to me
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
#
horribly thin like a man in drag
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# she was MUCH better with a bit of meat on her
and sober
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# She existed before she looked like a he?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# yes
yes she did!

she was a sensible size when she released her first album
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ^this
is a lie. Admit it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# okay
she was a less scary size
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# that's better
lying doesn't make it go away :p


And worryingly, I have a friend who claims she's the most attractive female in music.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hit your friend
hit your friend until she realizes how wrong they are
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ^ this
i used to think she looked alright, but then she went all thin & scary
still might, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# This?
Safer for work than the head shot
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# you're right. she looks rough as a dog's arse now
especially with that older picture for comparison
can i change my answer to "probably wouldn't, unless i was as drunk as she usually is"?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# ahhh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Yes
this is an acceptable answer change
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# she been eating diet aids pills or something?
teh after is teh scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# aids
comes in a diet version too now?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# everything comes in a diet version these days
apart from lard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# well
it'll be all the crystal meth shes been doing
(JadeFalcon, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Yo matey
I could make an excellent tune to that.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I have a day off tomorrow
I may knock something up for you.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# What's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I think it's
FACE FACE FACE BUM FACE
BUM BUM FACE FACE BUM
FACE BUM BUM BUM FACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I disagree completely, I venture sir, that it is a
MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF
MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Sir, whilst eager to reciprocate your doubtless sincere respect
I fear, at the risk of offending, I must state my opposition to your interpretation of this work. Even the most cursory examination must surely yield the following:

FACE FACE FACE BUM FACE
BUM BUM FACE FACE BUM
FACE BUM BUM BUM FACE

Would that we both could reside in the comfort of correctness. Sadly it is only I who can take my ease in said comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# you sir, indeed may recline in your comfort, but I say, as a wonder of the victorian age
BUM FACE ECAF MERM MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE SCHMERG ECAF MUB BUM SCHMERG FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE MERM ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB
BUM FACE MERM ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE SCHMERG ECAF MUB BUM FACE SCHMERG ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE MERM ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB

And now a gentleman is operating a sewing machine upon the cobbled street outside, much to the consternation of the carriage operators!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Indeed.
And I must take my leave forthwith so as to set a cheerful fire upon a beggar, thus to evince a humorous dance from the ragged fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# have a pleasant excursion
and enjoy yourself a glass of port!

for the queen! and the empire!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Assasin
Ass-is-out
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)