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# weren't small cocks all the fashion back when it was painted?


*waits for small cocks to be fashionable again*
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Poor sausage...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# did you manage to locate your biscuit bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Shouldn't you be
Mr Vienna Sausage, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# they were indeed
large ones were considered to be vulgar as they made the man more primal and less refined and civilized and that.


how and why do I know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# was it on the internets?
hurrah

my boss made me a cup of tea, then said she was going home

unlucky, work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# may have been the telly...
yay for tea, would be nice if somebody made me some
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# thats why the whole
"black guys have bigger penises" thing came about. To make them appear more animalistic and subhuman. Though to be honest, I'd be quite happy with any myth that emphasised my "size"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# exactly
size is a good thing!

...up to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# What point?
*wants to know if he's within the bounds of acceptability.*

I can gaz you dimensions, if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# i'm alright
really
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)