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# hehheheh.
 
Never understood the appeal, myself.
Just seems like a good way to get sand in yer vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Not that anyone asked,
But when I was a lad, I managed to get sand under my foreskin, and it hurt like fuck to get back out again.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I got a sea louse under mine once.
 
Little fucker bit me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# heaomaphrodite?
Mine got infected & swelled shut when I was a wee lad.
That sucked.
Now I make sure I wash it long and hard in the shower every day:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# The moral of the story is,
NEVER take yer kids to the beach.
I also once got sand caked on one of my eyes, stung my a special fish in fucking Cornwall,
and nearly drowned by jumping out of a rubber dinghy while unexpectedly out of my depth.

I fear not the sea, but have a serious phobia of sand.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# On a slightly related note,
I once woke up from a sexy dream to find a cockroach on my nob.

Worst. Wakeup. Ever.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
I had a weird little dream this morning.
I arrived late for something or other and everybody was like wow, what's wrong with your leg?
I looked down and my left knee was heinously infected and swollen to the size of a large grapefruit, with clear pus starting to bubble out of it.
I squeezed all this hard yellow pus out of it, along with these white fatty lumps.
Several people around me started to vomit.
Then I woke up.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# According to the on-line dream dictionaries, this has something to do with repressed feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)
# I always thought you were a man.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Like many on the internet, I am a sexy sexy laydee.
 
with a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# *horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# *teeth*
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)
# *tusks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# *Proboscis*
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# you win
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Damn,
My additional answers i had lined up were: Antlers, Spines, Claws, Tentacles and Venomous Fangs.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# HOTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# mmm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=relQMv-nDSs
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# I am glad I dared to click that:)
Gotta get that movie now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# do it,
'cause it's really good
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I will
Bit I had better go and get some more work now.
See Ya's!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Me too.
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgLVpampOMQ
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Wow, I haven't seen that in years!
 
I have, however, just recently purchased Crimewave on DVD, which I shall be enjoying this weekend..
I wore my VHS copy out long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)