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# Top notch sir...
...you make me laugh with your cat nonsense.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 22:54, archived)
# As do you I
what with your ukelele shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 22:58, archived)
# hmm... it's too late to do noisy recording just now...
...but I feel obligated to record some kind of ukelele song.

Any requests folks? I'll record it and post tomorrow evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:00, archived)
# A ukelele version of mr blobby's xmas number 1
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# A cover,
of Teenage Kicks by the Undertones.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# The Cheeky Song
ahem.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I applied to join a band when drunk yesterday
I told the bloke my influences were madonna, the cheeky girls and chas and dave. I'm still waiting to hear when my audition is....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ooohhh... with influences like that
you can join my band if you like.

Final part of the application - complete in less than 20 words, "Phil Collins is a cnut because..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:17, archived)
# he sat in a throne on the beach
and ordered the tide to stop.

oh wait, cunt, not cnut
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# did he sing?
STOP! In the name of love.
Before you break..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 2 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)