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# worringly, all I added was the makeup and cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# you can't even tell
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# That's been around for ages!
I just pulled my toe nail off:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# wow really?


*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Off?
Completely?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah gave my toe an almighty whack the other day
The build up of puss was so great that it split the nail.

I had to pick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Yum
I fancy egg now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I had soup and dumplings for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Scrummy Yumcious!!!
My fave. Proper suet dumplings?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# No
Tuxuedo ones
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *sigh*
*shakes head*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# B is for boobs that you see on b3ta
E is for everyone here
There is another E that stands for something else
And R is for something too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# fags!

bumshaften!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# it's a spoof ad from Viz magazine
it's very old, yet still funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ^this^
my favourite was always "Mugged, burgled, run over? Why not call the police? The Police, 999"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 14:42, archived)