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# Tranny-tastic!
I wish I hadn't seen this website, images from it ('Frolics' especially) will be burned behind my eyelids forever more. Remember Lauren Harries? The creepy Little Lord Fauntleroy child antiques 'expert' who grew up to be Little Lady Fauntleroy? His/her desperate quest for fame remains unabated, and s/he now has an official website. www.laurenharries.co.uk/index.htm

My eyes! My eyes!
(Hoopla, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Fuck your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Hell no
Wasn't his mum the one that got jailed for shagging both is 14 year old mates at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Daddy would you like some sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Well if it's not small and battered
I'm going to have to dialate!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Damn, I could go for a battered sausage right now.
Oooh matron, etc

:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I've got spicy sea bass with egg fried rice.
(no they're not mutant or irate)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# You order that?
Damn that sounds good, I had pizza, from frozen..it was Dr Oteker so nice, but yours sounds yummiest.

I got beer and lots of musics, so it's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# well that's a winning combo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I bought a pizza and had it delivered to the bike shop today.
As a surprise for those in the shop.

I am too nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# 'Nuff respeck
to the 14 year old mates.

Etc.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Heh, look at me, I swore on the internets?
Proud?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# You should be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Prooooud?!
/Freddy Got Fingered
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# It's going to take 109 minutes to copy that here from my work machine.
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
You do know there's an entire section of this site devoted to links, yes?



It may even be situated at www.b3ta.com/links

EDIT: There's a mirror HERE
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Sincere apologies
Sorry about that, first time I've posted on the board, links, main or otherwise. I'll consider myself corrected, yes?
(Hoopla, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# You should indeed.
And don't do it again. There's a good chap.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# !
Chappette, if you please! Now you owe me one...!
(Hoopla, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Pffft
All I owe is myself some food. So I shall get some. G'day, b3ta.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Eat some...
...humble pie! *sniggers like a twat*
(Hoopla, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# twatette
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Pedantette
...
(Hoopla, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Did you stop off at the FAIL shop on the way over here?
Coz I think you bought them out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Pfft
That made me giggle a little
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I promise it won't happen again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Fuck off
You did NOT have to post that KNOWING that we'd click it.

*grumbles about nightmares*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Spread the joy
Sorry, the only way for me to deal with the trauma was to infect as many others as possible with it...
(Hoopla, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# No.
I'm infecting you with the trauma of 'YOU ARE A FUCKTARD' disease.

You will die if you do not infect someone.

The disease is not contagious.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Curses
Bastard! Counter-infected!
(Hoopla, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# No, you fucking plum.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Thanks.
I was trying to remember what that fucktards name was t'other day.

You WIN.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I would say top lurkage,
but that was a shit first post.

And whilst on links, have a peek at the popular page, and VOTE VOTE VOTE.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# twas on /link
a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# To /talk with ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# have a filthy pea
roast for your troubles

(Les been gave up wanking on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)