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# I had sex with a horse, but I thought it was a Zebra because someone had painted lines on it
and I got horse AIDS which is rubbish compared to zebra AIDS cos you get wings and nun-chuk fingers with zebra AIDS.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# all I've got is an extra nipple
DAMN YOU HORSE AIDS, DAMN YOU
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Maybe the extra nipple is a horse-bud
and you will soon have additional horse.

This is how AIDS works.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Aww.
I'll give you my Zebra AIDS, I don't need it anyway.

*gives*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Anybody got a Zebra I can shag?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# 50 quid an hour
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Shit
I've got 50p
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
# You silly
You should wear your glasses all the time and this sort of thing won't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I wear contacts now
I shagged a badger and got badger AIDS

that's FOUR more nip nips
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Zebras ARE horses
They're just lazier and haven't changed out of their jim jams yet.

Edit: see here for info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra
(LargeDoner, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)