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# my favourite joke is
a man goes into a chip shop
the guy behind the counter says 'yes'
the man says 'fish and chips'
the guy says 'you trying to be funny?'
the man says 'no! my bike's outside!'

or

how do you get two pounds of meat out of a fly?

you say 'i don't know'

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# i don't get the first one......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# your not supposed to
it's surrealist man
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Surrealist Man!!!
where!
in the sky?
*looks up*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Surrealist Man!
he are on the skirting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i remember
the first one from school. except replace chip shop with bakery, and fish and chips with loaf of bread. the bike remains.

Also my favourite joke:

Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock, on the other hand.....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)