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# My Mum told me a really shitty joke on Sunday.


So I thought I'd share it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *groan*
Not a bad price ashally...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Surprise!
*clings on*

Hello you \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hello gorgeous!
*hugs tight* :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Fawns...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Minotaurs...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# krakens...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# krackoffs
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# If I post you a small frying pan...
...would you do me a favour and spang your Mum for me?

Cheers =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# it's alright mate
i've already done it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Haha, good on you =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# her favourite joke is
a crocodile goes into a pub and orders a drink.
the barman says "why the long face"

there's no hope for her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# my favorite joke of all is;
what do you call a fly with no wings?
a walk!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# my favourite joke is
a man goes into a chip shop
the guy behind the counter says "yes"
the man says "fish and chips"
the guy says "you trying to be funny?"
the man says "no! my bike's outside!"

or

how do you get two pounds of meat out of a fly?

you say "i don't know"

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# i don't get the first one......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# your not supposed to
it's surrealist man
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Surrealist Man!!!
where!
in the sky?
*looks up*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Surrealist Man!
he are on the skirting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i remember
the first one from school. except replace chip shop with bakery, and fish and chips with loaf of bread. the bike remains.

Also my favourite joke:

Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock, on the other hand.....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# no, NO!
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Alright son?
*dadhugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# no,
but thanks for the dad hug!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
What's wrong?

Your Mum's gonna post your nuts this week...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# oh, just stuff.
damned stuff. =(
yay!! i'm getting nuts!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Ill give them to you for free
if you pass me that meat above your head
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# No,
the steaks are too high
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Gaarg!
*eats own head*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Argh!
SPAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# oh god,
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Doe!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# RUBBISH
BOOOOO

GET OFF THE STAGE
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# YOU!
i've been looking for you.
did you get my email?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Just have. Mail on my favour-searching friend.
But know that I'm actually a bit busy for once so might be delayed.

But mail on.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# i've done a tattoo design but it's all wobbly and sharp corners
i'd be thrilled if you could fix it.
before thursday if possible
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Christ
I'll try. mail it over.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# i've mailed you it from my work address
it's a psd file so you should be able to work with that yes?

you're a cunt*

*star

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i've got to go for lunch
i'll catch you when i get back
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Ha!
I heard that joke this weekend and I can't remember where now.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# god, some bloke told me that in the pub the other day.
i say the pub, it was a micro festival at a bar, and some ban were playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)