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# 'ning
Warning: Peanut butter may contain rude words.

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)
# this am hypnotick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *foams at mouth*
though lovely you might want to slow it down a tad...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Nope.
You only want time to ogle that fine bottom, dontcha?
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
#
that fine bottom fountain boy's penis
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Agreed - not much, but just a little!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# T to the J!
You'll be able to help Mrs T - you're a lady of breeding I am sure.
What sort of stuff do posh rich men have?
I'm writing a song.
I already have: nice car, Rolex watch, Italian leather shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# A lady of breeding perhaps
But I wish I had a posh rich man!

Errrrrr, Armani (or otherwise expensive) suit, more than one house, polo pony, dawgs (not dogs), mistress, secret boyfriend, blackmail ammunition?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Excellent!
Ta!

I'm so common I was struggling to think of anything! I reckon I can get some milage out of that lot.

Gotta be better than working! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
#
hangups about their sexuality
no GCSEs
brogues
old school ties & rugby shirts
dusty bottles of port
floppy hair/no hair
Gathorne & Olins advanced leather truss*
croissant & newspaper


* I might have made this one up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# hehe
lovely ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)
# don't forget the croissant! ;)
also:
a yacht
a villa
...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# haha yes maybe I can get a smug bastard reference in there
for the b3ta cru! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Slow it down
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# that is perhaps a little too fast for me at this time of the morning :)
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Ahhhh!!!!
RGGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Haha
'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Awwwwww, he can't get up!
*pities*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Crucnchy FTW
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)