
I KNOW THAT FORGIVENESS IS IMPORTANT, BUT HOW CAN I FORGIVE SUCH A ONE THAT USES THE CAPS LOCK?
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:05,
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WHEN YOU HAVE FORGIVEN YOURSELF.
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:08,
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I AM BEGINNING TO DOUBT MYSELF.
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:10,
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BE YOURSELF, AND IGNORE THE EVERYTHING-YOU-STAND-FOR TERRORISTS.
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:13,
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FOR INSTANCE IF YOUR ARMS HAD BEEN SEVERED OR A BUTTPROSTITUTE STOLE YOUR METH
THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
ALSO, DEMAND MONEY, THIS HELPS
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:09,
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THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
ALSO, DEMAND MONEY, THIS HELPS

WE USE A MASTERPACK PROGRAM AT WORK, OH HOW MY LIFE WOULD BE EASIER IF I JUST USED THE CAPSLOCK, BUT NO. I CHOSE THE PATH OF THE SHIFT AND THIS IS THE PATH I MUST TAKE.
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE THE CAPSLOCK KEY?" MY CO WORKERS SAY. THEN I OPEN A CAN OF COKE, A BAG OF CHIPS AND AN ENVELOPE USING JUST MY PINKIE FINGER, AND I THINK THEY UNDERSTAND.
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:12,
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"WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE THE CAPSLOCK KEY?" MY CO WORKERS SAY. THEN I OPEN A CAN OF COKE, A BAG OF CHIPS AND AN ENVELOPE USING JUST MY PINKIE FINGER, AND I THINK THEY UNDERSTAND.

I EXPECT YOU'D BE A FRIEND OF ALL THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE!
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:18,
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WHEN I HAVE TO THINK OF THE POOR SOULS WHO STUMBLE UPON B#TA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:19,
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IT MAY BE A CASE OF TOO LITTLE TOO LATE BY THE TIME IT COMES AROUND.
I AM SO SAD AND DOLEFUL RIGHT NOW.
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:37,
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I AM SO SAD AND DOLEFUL RIGHT NOW.