b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Photoshop for World Peace » Message 758737

[challenge entry] To paraphrase Fight Club

to follow similar posts. Great, now I'm all serious and depressed :(

From the Photoshop for World Peace challenge. See all 362 entries (closed)

(Dan Jaw, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# you should have
chosen a more cheery font! :)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# like
comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# the cheeriest
of them all!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Comic Sans
makes me angry. 'Tis the font of secondary school IT teachers!
(Dan Jaw, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:26, archived)
# ooh!
www.masturbateforpeace.com
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# good gods
I wasn't expecting that link to be real!!

where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Wank for victory?
(edit: I love 'War is Out, Pound Your Trout'!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# I like
their bumper stickers!
(Dan Jaw, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# How on earth
did you come across that?

Ahhthankyow!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# there's a link on there
to "when masturbation goes wrong" stories that are painfully stupid.

Hey KIDS! Don't wank using sharp or breakable objects! You know it makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# I worry about the survival of our species.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Me too.
I sometimes worry that we might not die off.
(Dan Jaw, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)
# well let's face it
they're flying solo because their chances of mating are minimal...
(martian, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:43, archived)
# maybe they are just practising.
You dont want to do your first mission without going through basic manoeuvers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# hey, i can handle myself, sir
erm. not sure what's going on with that subject title, but imagine a young soldier, possibly played by charlie sheen in the 80s, snapping it back at his senior office, possibly played by dennis hopper, possibly not, it all makes sense, and is even a bit funny.
(martian, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:50, archived)
# mmmm
masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# great sex
with someone you love.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)