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# i don't care because i never wash my hands after going to the toilet
so any food prep i do will be covered in germs.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

coming to tea dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I piss on the food first just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# then deep fry in bananas
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# What, even soup?
even soup?There'll be too much for the bowl!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Sure!
I only ever wash my hands before going to the toilet to save time


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# wash them in the flush
much quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# or WHILST
... oh God, why did I SINK to these depths....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Because you want to
BIDET-ve the Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hmm . . . that was a bit contrived . . .
you shouldn't FAUCET!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# that was awful
and to think I was about toilet you serenade me with Green & Blacks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)