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# Ace
I'm off for a coffee - anyone want me to ask for my coffee in a particular comedic style?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Just say 'thankyouverymuch' a la Elvis when you get it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yeah - alright then
I shall report back from the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I no longer have any idea what this so-called 'Outside World' is like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# This what now?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# "I need to get out more"
Would have been a slightly less obfuscatious way to put it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you going to the debry bash?
... I'm not, but aparently Bashes are a great way to get into the outside world!

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# There are hardly any bashes within busing distance from me,
then the Derby bash comes along, and I move to Manchester.

Fate is so cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# 'Out'? What's 'out'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# it's that thing you do
just before you shake it all about
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# well -
all I got was a 'hah - yeah...' so - the girl at the coffee shoppe isn't b3tan I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# oh well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# yup
when you getting out of your job?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# 5th of october
13 working days
*has countdown calender stuck to monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# \o/
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# the first rule of b3ta is
you don't talk about b3ta please read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Did you shake your hip at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# no
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# ask for it like you're a one legged man desperate for a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I need a wee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# god how mad is that?!!
I need a wee too!

ZOMFG!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# you're rubbish at 'who's line is it anyway?'
Josie Lawrence would wipe the floor with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Ask for a cup of coffee 'and a quizzical look'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# works every time
used to have a mate who used it regularly as an opening gambit for chatting up barmaids
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *notes down for later use*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ask for a shot of coffee flavoured syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ask for tea.
that'll confuse them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Yes
I want you to do it in the style of the Swedish chef from the Muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)