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# We are not your Tattyshop whores
And I was a little dissappointed to find that he didn't slash himself accidentaly during the course of a robbery...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# No - I know you're not
my bitches, but I thought I'd be kind and give you some nice material to play with. Jeebus. Try and do someone a favour, eh?

Give me a few minutes...
*goes to find decent source images*
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# no you're missing the point
you post IMAGES in a new thread that you have made, not just your recent thoughts on a story you find funny. If you want to do something like you just did, it's best to do it in someone elses thread, so you're not just starting a thread full of abuse like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Ah, that seems fair enough
Does this make me a bit less FAIL? Apologies for lack of hummus - it was a bit of a rush job to try and show that I'm not a complete noob - just dropped the ball a bit.


(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# woo
yay
nice shop
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Oddly
It was quite difficult finding a decent source image for Woolworths, hence it took me a while longer than usual to produce that poor(ish) effort.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 89k?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Mmm
Got it down to 56k which is (isn't it?) a bit more reasonable, but less than that and I'm really cropping the background or getting awful artefacting. I've taken out layers and sRGB data which shaved off another couple of k.

*goes off to find lemony's optimisation crib*
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# it's still a bit big
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Oh noes!



Make it 50K, put a speech bubble on saying "THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL", and you're on to a winnar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Done
Well - almost. 56k. I think I need to read the B3ta guide to optimisation again because it's all dripped out of my brane.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *abuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)