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# more old shyte
just clearing out my .gif bucket and found this one. I did it last year, something to do with some wanky american TV series I never watched - I just wanted to do the 'eyebrow thing'



McShyte by name, shyte by nature
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# :)
Nice wank-action!

Slight TJ: Someone may shout at you about the size of this.

The FAQ says:

"For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable."

If this means that 50KB is a hard file size limit, beyond which people are justified in having a go at the poster, I reckon this needs rewording. As it stands, I always thought it meant that 250KB was the acceptable maximum size for any image...

Again I know I'm in a minority here. Am I just shit stirring? Possibly! But I'm bored.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# so we're supposed to shout about a 54Kb animation?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Hi Dee Hi
was that the name of the TV series?

Or was it spelled differently?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# one 'e'
hi de hi
my uni flatmate was an extra in it a few times
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# yay! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# did you both stunt double for Yvonne and Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# it's 53kb, and an animation
so there's fuck all to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# ^
This
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I never
checked the size, seems it could be a bit bigger it's optimised to feck at the momeny
(Meatfish BAH, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# my rule of thumb is
anything under about 60 Kb is fine
animations under 250 Kb are fine

static images over 60 Kb should be 10 times greater for each 25 Kb with a maximum of around 200 Kb.

and I note that you really don't need more than 70Kb for any jpg smaller than say 600x400 pixels unless it's really very detailed.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# it's an animation dumbass..so it's fine ;)

anyway Tribe is on bbc2 so I'ma gonna bugger off for a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# It's not rocket science, it's distinctly split into still images first part, animations after, to keep it simple (I think?)
it reads (to me, anyway) as 50k for still images, and preferably 200k for animations, but up to 250k for them is fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# it is this sort of shit that keeps me away from here these days
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# it's a sadder place without you mongy :(
what this place needs is a cheery tomato to kick it back into touch :)

/what are you up to these days anyhow? have you had first hand experience of Rik's 'tache yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# it woukd never work these days, times change
i'm done now. nice to pop in tho and see what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# it's good to see you when you do pop in fella :)
/btw, when you said above 'this sort of shit', what exactly were you referring to? - my post? :S
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# not your post mate
all this 'oh it's ok if my image is 90k as long as i think it is worth it' crap
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# ah yes, well said :)
doens't take much to get an image under 50k with a careful bit of tweaking
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hear Hear
Amen to that
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)