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# NSFW .....................Television Sucks !!!
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Too many colours
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Or too many pixels.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:44, archived)
# I'm tripping my tits off
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Sounds like they're too fucking long?
Have you tried rolling them up or maybe clothespins?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:50, archived)
# I like to use pegs
But they irritate the nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Are you trying to make yourself into a Lite Brite?
*is giggling*

(we say pins, not pegs. In my head, pegs go into holes)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:58, archived)
# You're fucking jealous!
We no longer say thee and thine or waste the letter 'u' or a lot of that other silly Queen's English crap (including having a monarch).

Fuck her. She doesn't even knight foreigners since she's racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)
# She is a foreigner
A money grabbing one at that
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)
# She has a face that could crack a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:04, archived)
# I don't even know what that means
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Kind of like a mirror
but it doesn't even need as much detail.

Look at this face...
Crack a fuckin' plate.
/Aaron Neville blog
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Swing them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)
# he can tie them in a knot
he can tie them in a bow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:57, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH PIXELS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Pixel is the name of one of the characters in Lazy town....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)
# And you know this how?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I knew this too
because I watch Lazy Town.

What of it!?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:18, archived)
# I know not of this "Lazy Town"
Although, I should live there.

I had been in bed for 24 straight hours before getting up today.

And I only had about 6 hours sleep =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I nearly named my cat Pixel.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)
# I once found the neighbor's cat dead in the street on a windy night
it's face was frozen in one last automatic snarl against a world that was totally unconcerned about it's pain or it's desire.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)
# Make you feel lucky, doesn't it?
He could have taken us all!

That really fucking sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:16, archived)
# Dying cats'll do that.
 
To me it looks like they're going "OHHH SHIIII-"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:44, archived)
# You are Cloud.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I WISH I was that cool
Thankyou for the sentiment =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)
# It's the FUTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# this is why i should be a mod.
I would have linked this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Congratulations for acknowledging this is NSFW.
A sound rogering for not linking it in the first place.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Pfft!
I've seen much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# and starred in much more explicit.
we all remember your cockshots.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Some of my cockshots
can knock over a grown man.

NSFW Cockshot
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:51, archived)
# old fashioned porn, mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)