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# I got a good idea for my 10k
But it would involve me being able to stretch my anus to an unimaginable size.

/back to drawing board
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# oh
i take it you can only manage and imaginable size then. Dedication's what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Yup, I'm using a traffic cone at the moment to stretch it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# You're going about it the wrong way then

Mmmm Eiffel Tower....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I had an idea for nekkid!
But there are people in the house as well as me!
I can't just go taking pics of myself naked!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# get them to do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Or take pics
of them nekkid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)
# or take a picture of them while you are nekkid
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# This is the one that works
and wont have you ending up in jail
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# right
do it in a pub!

Actually that's a good idea: get all you friends in a pub and show up late, naked and take a pics of their expressions.
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# Animate it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:10, archived)
# :D
that will cause some funny expressions!
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# not many would be suprised I imagine
not that I do that sort of thing all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# delight is ok too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 18:14, archived)
# milestone approaching too
have to start working on that
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