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# TED TURNER:
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:00, archived)
# Give em hell Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:04, archived)
# I FEEL A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED.
 
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crack#Fun-Ass_Shit_to_do_on_Crack
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:11, archived)
# Drill two holes and call me in the morning, Doctor Ventmore.
Doctor Ventmore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)
# are you a real doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:22, archived)
# A little late to ask that!
/Groucho Marx blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:25, archived)
#
uh-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:28, archived)
# Voted most likely to lose a pocket vibrator in the ass of a fat woman from Scarberia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)
# no wai! trust comes first!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)
# "fit, confident and share this interest"?
 
So no prolapsed uteruses, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)
# WELL I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS YET!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:25, archived)
# yes, dr. mabuse, there's a reason for that....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)
# Lies. I use the most upto date procedures.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)
# NURSE! MORE LEECHES, STAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
look at the face on this one. "this is a woman photo editors dream about" indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:43, archived)
# 19 what? 1972 more like.
Mutton dressed as tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:47, archived)
# age in the headline: 19.
age in the body of text: 22.

real age: 36.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:52, archived)
# yeah that is a bit of a giveaway.
 
Is "massage" code for rub 'n' tug? or is there no need for codes on craigslist?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:57, archived)
# whores aren't allowed to openly say they're whoring.
they have to follow the laws of california, where craigslist was founded. so some offer 'massage' and 'modelling', but plenty offer sex acts openly too and ask for 'donations'.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:01, archived)
# needs more dick.
 
and where the hell is Porto Rica?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:47, archived)
# just off the coast of io.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:53, archived)
# sounds like a wretched hive of scum and villainy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!
/Robot Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:07, archived)
# *kicks nuts*
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:41, archived)
# IS DEAD
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:13, archived)
# ZOMBIE TURNER WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SWEET PRI... OH MY FUCKING GOD NO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FUNTIME
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:20, archived)
# o no!
compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)
# heh!
shake harder, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 7:23, archived)