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# O_o
Cor that sounds very familiar.

'If I'd known you wanted to be in a band I wouldn't have married you'
'I was in a band when you married me!'

I'm not married any more...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Awww, Prof.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# 'ning dude!
Thanks for the condolences there, but I'm actually really pleased that I'm not married any more.

And Jess is utterly cool with me doing guitar things, which helps muchly. I just need to find a band now =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *learns drums*
can i be in your band?


28, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Of course you can!
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
# YAY \o/
*big tens*


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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Bah!
I put up with it, but when we get married you'll stop...right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# he doesn't appreciate me curling round his neck
as much as you do
=(


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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Well, no
But we've already had the 'strictly no mink peni, else they get cut off' talk, haven't we
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *hangs head*
yes Jessie


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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Ah!
So, Minky...

*brandishes ultra-cool but also slightly scary penknife*

See this? I don't want to have to use it, but I will if I need to bleach my ears any more, m'kay?

*stares*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# =D
Nope.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I want to be in a aband
I sing cos I could never be arsed to learn an instrument.

I'll audition for you in Derby
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# what sort of clothes will the band wear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# whatever the stylist tells us to
probably tight jeans and crappy leather jackets, and con all stars.

that seems to be the combo de jour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I was thinking more of cycling shorts and woolly cardigans.
It would make us stand out from the crowd a bit
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# sorry - not interested
I'm looking for a band brave enough to wear cycling shorts and woolly cardigans... but I suppose I'll spend my life waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Haha, that made me do a real lol =)
that made me do a real lol =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I'll look forward to that.
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# PKM! *curls round neck*
*presses little mink penis into ear hole*



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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Aphex!
Morning matey.

*laughs at tiny little mink penis*

*bleaches ear*

(o_o)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# laugh all you like mate
but in the mink world this is considered to be a WHOPPER!



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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# That is the EXACT conversation....
I'm sure I can figure something out though (i.e. be a moody cunt when I'm not allowed to play my guitars for a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I don't think being a moody cunt is going to lead to marital bliss somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I know but....
guitars is how I relax... take that away from me and I won't be able to help being a moody cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)